Kante Puns

A list of puns related to "Kante"

If Genghis Khan

So Khan you.

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👤︎ u/cthulhouette
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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Someone asked me to name a greater philosopher than Nietzsche.

I. Kant

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👤︎ u/twilling8
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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What does the philosophy lecturer do when he gets cold feet?

He puts on his Socrates.

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👤︎ u/mikethejoe
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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I think my Australian neighbor is into philosophy

He keeps saying ''Oi, Kant''

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👤︎ u/Dutch_Midget
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Why do marine biologists make good philosophers?

Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.

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👤︎ u/nalydpsycho
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.

Immanuel Kan't.

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👤︎ u/Supah_Cole
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call a policeman who just ate a bunch of donuts and can’t stop taking about Immanuel Kant?

A full officer.

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👤︎ u/MotherPew
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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I was reading a guide on Immanuel Kant

But a manual can't do experience justice

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👤︎ u/WesternDrop3321
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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I Kant believe this isn't already a meme imgur.com/DXYdQe5
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👤︎ u/Peelbeforezod1
📅︎ Jun 24 2015
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I kant believe you knew about the categorical imperative.
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👤︎ u/madk3p
📅︎ Jan 06 2016
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One Kant make a good philosophy pun without thinking it Thoreau from different Engels.
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👤︎ u/floydimus
📅︎ Nov 20 2014
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What do Immanuel Kant and driving cars have in common?

I Kant drive Immanuel.

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👤︎ u/Digitus_Medius
📅︎ Jan 12 2017
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A friend didn't want to stop telling me all about his philosophical ideas.

So I told him to stop being such a Kant!

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👤︎ u/elendS
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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I recently bought a manual on philosophy

But Immanuel Kant explain it properly.

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👤︎ u/Its-just-sef
📅︎ May 08 2020
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What do you call a philosopher who is unable to do anything?

Kant

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👤︎ u/Cameron_Briggs2005
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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I was asked to give the first initial and last name of my favorite philosopher

But I said I Kant.

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👤︎ u/avisser
📅︎ Feb 06 2017
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I keep trying to come up with good philosophy pun

But I just Kant

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👤︎ u/wawoodworth
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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What can you call a German intellectual that you should never call a Scotsman?

A right proper Kant.

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👤︎ u/Factorialsexciteme
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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What did the idealist say when his friend asked him to lie?

I really Kant.

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👤︎ u/EpicColeTBoss
📅︎ Jul 01 2019
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Puns about philosophy are not popular.

But it has a Nietzsche market.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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Writing a paper on whether the Categorical Imperative and Rule Utilitarianism are functionally different and which offers a better understanding of morality...

...and right now, I literally Kant even.

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👤︎ u/DontHateDefenestrate
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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What did Immanuel say to the teacher who asked him to read aloud?

"I'm sorry, I Kant."

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👤︎ u/brunithaman
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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Most philosophers can do anything they set their minds to

But Immanuel Kant.

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👤︎ u/Bassoon_Commie
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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What did the sarcastic academic say when asked if he could name a single German philosopher?

“No I Kant”

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👤︎ u/Sr_ChalupaBatman
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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I was trying to think of a famous philosopher

I. Kant.

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👤︎ u/ToxethOGrady
📅︎ Jul 22 2015
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Philosophy puns

I try to stop making them but I just Kant

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👤︎ u/histoarian
📅︎ Aug 28 2014
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Need A Pun Joke! Going to be in a spelling bee, need a name.

I figured who better to ask about a silly pun than the good folks over here at /r/dadjokes? I'm going to be in a spelling bee and I need a good name that matches up with a good costume theme. To give examples these are my two previous iterations:

"Punktuation" - Dressed as punk rockers

"Bee Me Up, Scotty!" - Dressed as Star Trek officers

If anyone has a good idea let me know and I will post pics from the event on October 24th. If you don't care to help then...umm...continue being dads.

EDIT FOR CLARITY: People are making some great suggestions for names, but I should have clarified that this is for a team of 3 people. So proper names are not really going to work...stick to the format I have described in this post!

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👤︎ u/sexpressed
📅︎ Sep 21 2015
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How wouçd Superman be called if he was a philosopher?

Clerk Kant

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👤︎ u/liheri13
📅︎ Jun 25 2017
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I'm celebrating Halloween with the kids from my philosophy class...

We're going to a Kanted house and later we might play Heidegger seek.

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👤︎ u/hyggeligz
📅︎ Oct 31 2012
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I had a hard time selling German Philosophy

I guess it's a Nietzsche Market.

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👤︎ u/Hector_Ceromus
📅︎ Sep 12 2014
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Why is the KanJPz an optimistic tank destroyer?

Because if it was pessimistic, it would be called the KantJPz

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👤︎ u/Clbull
📅︎ Apr 16 2018
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Which philosopher liked to fly?

Soarin' Kierkegaard.

Sorry, that wasn't the Sarte of pun I had in mind. I Kant even think of a better one.

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👤︎ u/terranghost0703
📅︎ Jan 03 2017
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Professor got the class

We were discussing Kant in our Systematic Theology class, not entirely sure why we got on him. Me: He was the one that said God was just good for morals, right? Prof: Yes, and we don't have to continue but I Kant see why we wouldn't.

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👤︎ u/kindapoortheologian
📅︎ Jan 28 2015
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What's the motto of Enlightenment philosophers?

Yes we Kant.

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👤︎ u/LinkThe8th
📅︎ Jan 26 2015
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My ethics professor Dad-joked our class today

We just had a test on Immanuel Kant, and were starting a new philosopher today. My professor said:

"While we are done with Kant, we do have a final exam in this class. So there will be some continuity throughout the rest of the semester."

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👤︎ u/Brain13
📅︎ Sep 23 2014
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If Genghis Khan,

so Khan you.

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👤︎ u/Brucemoose1
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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Who can't do philosophy?

Immanuel Kant

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👤︎ u/ozantac
📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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Can you talk about Philosophy ?

Because I Kant

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👤︎ u/Zorchi
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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What do you call a mean philosopher?

A kant

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👤︎ u/Th3Ocelot
📅︎ Jan 23 2019
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Dad, could you name a philosopher?

I. Kant

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👤︎ u/Lagomplus
📅︎ Dec 28 2014
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