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Hare Krishna Kirtan sung by Madhur Bajaj in Raag Gorakh Kalyan

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23533. (eBook PDF)An Anthropology of Contemporary Art by Thomas Fillitz , Paul van der Grijp

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23536. (eBook PDF)Complexity of Seismic Time Series: Measurement and Application by Tamaz Chelidze , Filippos Vallianatos , Luciano Telesca

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23538. (eBook PDF)Mineral Exploration Principles and Applications, 2nd Edition by Swapan Kumar Haldar

23539. (eBook PDF)Late-Stage Fluorination of Bioactive Molecules and Biologically-Relevant Substrates by Al Postigo

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23543. (eBook PDF)Compassionate Moral Realism by Colin Marshall

23544. (eBook PDF)Community Interests Across International Law by Eyal Benvenisti , Georg Nolte

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23546. (eBook PDF)Charles Olson and American Modernism by Mark ers

23547. (eBook PDF)The Changing Face of Volunteering in Hospice and Palliative Care by Ros Scott , Steven Howlett

23548. (eBook PDF)Challenges for Humanitarian Intervention by C. A. J. Coady , Ned Dobos , Sagar Sanyal

23549. (eBook PDF)Central Banking in Turbulent Times by Francesco Papadia ,

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1. Viet Thanh Nguyen, University of Southern California
2. Judith Butler, Professor Emer., UC Berkeley
3. Gyan Pandey, Emory University
4. Joan W. Scott, Institute for Advanced Study, Princeton, New Jersey
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6. Cornel West, Union Theological Seminary
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10. Arjun Appadurai, New York University
11. Aamir Mufti, UCLA
12. Romila Thapar, JNU
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14. Wendy Doniger, University of Chicago, Emerita
15. Akeel Bilgrami, Columbia University
16. Prabhat Patnaik, Emeritus Professor, Jawaharlal Nehru university, New Delhi
17. Utsa Patnaik, Professor Emerita, JNU, New Delhi
18. T M Krishna, Independent Musician and Author
19. María Josefina Saldaña-Portillo, New York University
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21. Martha C. Nussbaum, University of Chicago
22. Fred Moten, New York University
23. Francesca Orsini, Professor Emerita, SOAS, University of London
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39. Ann Laura Stoler, The New School for Social Research
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50. Tapati Guha-Thakurta, (retired) Centre for Studies in Social Sciences, Calcutta
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52. Sibaji Bandypadhyay, Centre for Studies in Social Sciences, Calcutta (CSSSC)
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54. Nandini Sundar, University of Delhi
55. Janaki Nair, (retired) Centre for Historica

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Bal Makepeace Thackrey was a true thug. Thank God his son is not hardcore like him & is instead the best CM of India.

#1970 Bhiwandi Riots

The 1970 Bhiwandi Riots was an instance of anti-Muslim violence which occurred between 7 and 8 May in the Indian towns of Bhiwandi, Jalgaon and Mahad. There were large amounts of arson and vandalism of Muslim-owned properties. The riots had been pre-planned by Shiv Sena and caused the deaths of over 250 people.

#1984 Bhiwandi Riots

The Shiv Sena inaugurated its new communal drive with the ghastly communal riots in Bhiwandi, Kalyan, Thane and Mumbai that were unleashed in May 1984. The provocation for the riots was a public speech by Thackeray wherein he made derogatory remarks against the Prophet, Mohammed Paigambar. These remarks were printed in exaggerated form by some Urdu papers. As a reaction to this, in far-off Parbhani in the Marathwada region, a Congress MLA, A.R. Khan organised a large protest action in which Thackeray's photo was garlanded with shoes. This ignited the fuse which led the SS to unleash massive riots in which at least 258 people were killed, thousands injured and property worth crores destroyed. The riots were replete with terrible instances of cruelty, the most heinous being the Ansari Baug massacre at Bhiwandi.

Ansari Bagh massacre
Situated on the Bombay-Agra Road near Bhiwandi, AnsariBagh belonged to Ibrahim Ansari, president of the Bhiwandi Chamber of Commerce and a big powerloom owner. It consisted of a garden plot, a powerloom factory, and a residential bungalow. Across the Agra Road, there was a hutment colony where Hindus and Muslims lived together. 40 of the 800 families in the colony were Muslims. When they felt threatened, they requested Mr. Ansari for refuge in his compound, which, was readily granted to them - immediately after, all their huts were destroyed. The mob, consisting of the Maratha residents of the hutment colony across the road, and of outside elements, surrounded Ansari Bagh on the 18th morning. Ibrahim Ansari made repeated telephone calls to Mr. Ramachandran, Commissioner of Police, Thane, for sending police help, but to no avail. He then personally went to see the Commissioner and gave a complaint in writing. He was promised police help, but it did not materialize. When Ansari returned home, there were only a couple of policemen outside the bungalow compound. The mob attacked the compound at about 10.30 a.m. The powerloom factory in the c

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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