I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
My church does this thing where you pick an ornament off a tree in the back with a gift request and anonymously buy a present for a family that may not be able to afford Christmas or are in other circumstances.
This year we got a 15 female who requested manga (that's all we know about them). I was hoping to pick one shojo and one shonen for her, but am having trouble deciding what series. I don't want to "offend" the girl or her family if I give something that they could possibly find objectionable (nudity, violence) because I don't know a thing about the family (presumably Christian?) But I also want to give a good series she has the potential to really love.
Shojo ideas -Ouran highschool host club -fruits basket -the Ancient Magus' Bride
Shonen ideas -inuyasha -full metal alchemist -my hero academia
Trying to go with "classics" or something more modern. I really want to give FMA but...I mean it opens with a child bleeding out from a lost leg and the 2nd book has Nina in it... And in Inuyasha there are shots of Kagome's and female demons boobs. Thoughts?
Do your worst!
SOLVED
Alright yall my googling isn't working and I'm turning to the collective to see if I can find this fic. It's an older one maybe 2006ish.
Alternate Universe / Romance / Drama
My memory is this:
Kagome is hired by Inuyasha and Kouga as a nanny? for their daughter. Inuyasha and Kouga are dating or engaged. Inuyasha and maybe Kouga are in a metal/alt rock band. In specific I remember references to goth and alt clothing and a consensual ritual being performed by people in this club they frequented where they would drink each others blood. I can't remember if there are demons or if everyone is human. Blood letting may have been done with a silver talon ring armor thing. Anyways, Kagome and Inuyasha start falling for each other over time. The daughter is like 5 or something. I remember a sequence where Inuyasha performs a lullaby for her with the song Halo by Oleander.
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Anyways, if this tickles anyone else's brain or if you happen to know the fic, let me know! Thank you! 🙇♀️
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
