K Rock Puns

My sister teaches at a high school for children with learning and behavior disorders, and every year she hosts a skills summer camp.

2015 will be geology-themed, and we need help thinking of a fun name for the camp.

Previous years: 2014 Summer Scenarios: Little Egypt (Egyptian themed) 2013 Summer Scenarios (first year had no kitchy name, but it was zombie-themed)

Potential examples: Stone Throne, Rock Steady, Taken for Granite, etc.

During the live-in camp (boarding school), they'll learn survival/outdoorsmanship skills (fire starting, gardening, canoeing, etc.), and have geologists as guest speakers.

Any high school learning-friendly geology-themed blockbusters would be welcome suggestions, too--but I'll post that for the people over at /r/movies.

Thanks in advance!

Edit: Thanks to everyone who actually gave appropriate suggestions, and high-fives to those who just made rock puns. My sister selected Game of Stones.

Geology rocks, geography is where it’s at. But ultimately, making mirrors is what I really see myself doing.

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Edit: Thank you for the awards.

I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!

Rock and roll!

It’s my jingle bell rock.

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place

can he still smell what the rock is cooking?

I play dnd and my bard is very annoyed, that our party's druid, who is an earth genasi (appearance was described as a living statue)) won't give anyone his name.

So my bard will only address them with rock based puns until they properly introduce themselves.

Medusa.... One look from her, made guys rock hard.

Prague rock

A rock band

It really rocked my world.

Me: I don't live in Little Rock, I live in Sherwood

Boyfriend: Sherwood be nice if I could see you right now

But who could rock a rhyme like this?

Because the government declared a rock down.

Now I've really hit rock bottom.

Lily liked Greek mythology a lot. Her favorite character was the titaness Rhea. She loved the story about her outsmarting Cronus with a stone in order to get her children back. She loved it so much in fact, that for the sake or realism, she decided to eat some rocks too for the upcoming school play she took part in! But, very soon after going onto the stage, poor Lily started convulsing on the floor. It was a poor decision to eat the stones. She knew that. But at least, she could die a Rhea.

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I am so, so sorry. Please forgive me.

Hard Rock!

Do you hit Rock Bottom?

A good rock band.

Turd rock from the sun.

I lost the Rock’s paper scissors.

Why do people take rocks for granited?

I just hope mine doesn't dieorite.

He said rock

He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.

So my 1st Born came into this world on Monday night and we were discharged on Thursday. Upon leaving our room, we were given a metal cart to place our belongings on including our son (in his car seat). As we made our way to the garage, I noticed that when the cart was rolling his car seat would rock a bit. I took this opportunity to exclaim “hey (son’s name) you’re really rockin’ ‘n’ rollin’ now.” My wife then truly realized what is in store for her.

Rocks!

You would be too if you lived under a Rock.

I think I'm hitting ROCK BOTTOM

Cause it was a real rock concert

Because yesterday at around 7:30 pm a clown who was wearing a colourful sweatshirt, pulled out a pair of scissors and stared at me. Luckily I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock, because if I would have pulled out a paper, he would have won

It's a fuckin rock.

Because it's the Dome of the Rock.

They played rock paper Caesar

A number of years ago I was in a rock band. We were hugely successful, playing some of the biggest venues and entertaining swarms of fans.

The last shoes we ever played were on our world tour. We played the Americas and then flew over to Europe. We played our way through Russia and even a couple of gigs in China, before selling out our final show in Japan.

It was a hell of a Journey, but it was time for me to hang up my guitar. I retired from the rock star life and got an office job in Tokyo.

I made a few friends at work, and grew close with one in particular, Narada-san. One day Narada had the day off for a funeral, but that wasn't enough; he needed more time. He was torn between his obligation to return to work and his desire to have more time at home. He asked me what he should do.

The answer was simple. I picked up my guitar and played a Japanese version of our biggest hit from 1981:

Don't Stop Bereaving

They couldn’t smell what The Rock was cooking.

Because they live under the rock.

The Rock bought ‘em

Obviously a sham rock.

You hit rock bottom!

Sorry....🙄

They’re hitting rock bottom...

Yeah, they were sham rocks.

Rock and roll!

You all Rock

Prague rock.

Plymouth Rock

I call it my jingle bell rock!

Because she couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking!