K Pop Star Hunt Puns

Crap

Lady Caca.

One has shoaly hits

They know all the Korea-graphy

It's given me BTSD.

Corn Pop 🍿

But Patrick is the star.

Terrible joke, only three stars.

They'd traded jokes, played pop music, and generally made people's lives a touch brighter as they trundled to work.

Now, though, there was silence on the air. Ernie silently reread the fax message from the Department of Defense. As licensed broadcasters they were legally obligated to alert the public, to tell them the nukes were flying and that in a few minutes all the world's troubles would be over. What, though, was the point of that? To torture people with the knowledge of something they couldn't change?

Their eyes met and a decision was reached. Bert put on their most requested song, a sugary top 40 tune while Ernie produced a bottle of bourbon from under the desk. As their producer banged on the locked studio door the colleagues toasted the end of a long career.

Bert, always the consummate professional, turned away from the window as the first explosion split the distant horizon. He straightened his tie, tucked in his shirt, and brushed his hair back. He would meet his fiery death with dignity.

He turned to Ernie and said in a quiet, resigned voice, "How do I look, Ernie?"

Ernie walked slowly over to his friend. He looked into Bert's face and saw the closeness they shared, the strength of their relationship, forged over the years. He took a deep breath and spoke quietly:

"With your eyes, Bert."

Now I have BTSD

Egg Sheeran

Hi punsters! My wife and I would like to request your help for naming the following party food items with Hawaiian puns. We are hosting a Hawaiian themed baby shower for my wife. The plan is to put tags next to each item.

Ex: Poke bowls: Gotta catch ’em all

Cheese Dips

Salsa Dips

Tortilla Chips

Chocolate Covered Strawberries

Nutter Butter Cookies

Samosas

Cake Pops (shaped like coconuts)

Cup Cakes

Coconut Trifles

Edible Arrangements (Cut up fruit)

Thank you!

I wish he wasn't influenced so much by pop culture.

Lady Gagarin.

Cher

So an under-age weasel waltzes into the local bar one fine Friday. He asks the bartender,

"HEY! Whatcha got to drink here?"

Bartender checks his ID, replies with,

"Well sir, since you're not quite old enough, here are your options:

We got tap water, seltzer water, apple juice, orange juice, milk, coffee, tea, and pop."

"POP! Goes the Weasel."

Hip pop

Thank you, I'll be here all week

Patrick is clearly the star.

Pop music.

Pop music

Star Czech.

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

have the same star sign

Son: K. Pop

A star geezer

Goodwill Hunting

He recommended I place a large and heavy metalworking tool on top and I'll be fine.

It was only after my painful mistake I'd realized he said "Pop an Advil".

You pop the trunk

Guess you could call it pop culture

How do the Orcas know how to hunt together?

They must orca-strate it.

Groans from around the room.

Once Upon A Time....

A guy asked a girl to marry him.

She said, "No"

And the guy lived happily ever after, fishing, hunting, riding motorcycles, skiing, gambling, had loads of money in the bank, played a lot of golf, and left the seat up.

THE END.

It was such a big waist of space.

Sorry.. I know terrible joke. You can leave a 3 star review.

A pop quiz!

(I don’t know why this makes me giggle)

I'm so tired of the ups and downs. I'm just ready to pop.

Pop

What can I get for you bud?”

“Pop” goes the weasel

Hip-pop

They took one of their prized possessions—The Star of The Empire, one of the worlds largest diamonds—to a famous yet discreet pawn shop outside of Las Vegas to ask for a loan.

The pawnbroker said "So I talked to my buddy who is an expert in diamonds to get his opinion. I can give you $200,000 for it."

Prince Harry said "You must be joking, I had this appraised at nearly 2 million pounds! Don't you know who I am, I'm a prince! My mother is Queen of The United Kingdom, Elizabeth II!!"

The pawnbroker said "$200k, take it or leave it. When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are..."

But actually he loves pop culture.

It's called Robo-crop starring Wil Wheaton.

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Since they're part of pop culture

...she was an LPN.

We had a Don't Bother Checking account.

My first pet only had 3 legs, and it was a centipede.

Mom had one bra, and it was a lease.

For breakfast we ate Lieutenant Crunch.

My first spoon was monogrammed though ("1/2 TSP").

We were too poor to even say "awesome." We had to say "awefew."

We sat at the campfire and made S'Lesses.

My pillow only had one side.

Repossession was 9/10 of the law.

Five kids had to share one shoelace, and instead of toenails we grew toe staples.

Our scotch tape was scots-irish.

(I'm allowed)

My first shower came with sound effects and a lightshow.

One year Santa had to bring stockings.

The next year he filled them with nooses.

I did have a jumprope with a rattle on the end. And fangs on the other.

Other kids hunted eggs for Easter but we just died.

Crap💩 I’m sorry

POP music

What a waist of space. I gave it three stars.

Terrible joke. Only 3 stars.