They were all Baroque
Urine luck!
The doctor says it’ll be a few weeks before I can use my ankle again.
They discovered the word "emit."
Whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away....
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
It was a 'once in Bloom moon' experience.
...when he asked me where I kept all my dad jokes, I told him that they were stored in my dadabase.…
Island.
I would tell my co-workers to keep at it, because it would be Fort Worth It!
Now we are headed to Denver for a while, and I need a new one. Any suggestions?
Well after 1984 I didn’t have much energy for The Idiot anyways.
Him: "Ok. Why don't I practice with another burrito?"
This kid is going places.
"Oui oui, c'est Le JIT."
A happy new ear.
I get texts like this often
My dad sends my whole family his mini movies
"Written, voice & Directed by me. Moon played your mother."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqbvF-nX9YQ
Urine luck.
I love Hollandaise sauce, and put it on everything, but the lemon juice in it reeks havoc on my dentures. My dentist said he has just the thing: dentures made of chrome. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
She came in, smiled, and said "tea time!" So of course I said 'oh I didn't know we were going golfing!'
She smacked me. Dad joke level: successful
Can you call me a cab?
You're a cab!
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
... they said it was too many Loggins attempts.
