To celebrate the achievements of Formula 1 driver, Juan Manuel Fangio, the Argentine government requires all newborns to use "Juan" somewhere in their name.
It's called the Juan Child Policy.
Call 9 Juan Juan! Made by me
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?
Maria gave birth to identical twins, named Amal, and Juan. She only carries one photo.
Because once you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
I had two friends when growing up who were identical twins - Emall and Juan.
If you have seen Juan you have seen Emall !
"you're such a weirdo, Juan", to which he responded "you don't know me"
Because it takes Juan to know Juan
Who is Don Juans other brother?
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." *poof*.
He disappeared without a tres.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
I feel like a jerk since coming home from vacation in Spain.
I didn’t say goodbye to every Juan.
I heard that 23% of the crew of Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria were named Juan
Which means there was a three to Juan ratio
Did you hear what the Drummer called his two daughters?
Juan's friends and family always tell him how to live his life, but he's been doing some solitary soul searching
Because it takes Juan to know Juan
My Mexican friend takes anti-anxiety medication
It’s for Hispanic attacks
My buddy Juan and I went to China, and he won a scratcher lotto.
I asked my boss Juan for some time off and all I got was a little cow.
I just wanted a little vaca.
How many Latin Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
My Mexican boyfriend just broke up with me.
Now he's the Juan that got away.
My cousin has a crippling, irrational, fear of being beaten up by Mexicans.
….so his doctor gave him medication for Hispanic attacks.
My friend has 2 sons, Amal and Juan..
But she only has a photo of one of them in her purse
Because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal
What do you call a Mexican duel?
Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
How many Hispanic fathers tell dad jokes?
Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.
There needs to be a balance.
A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
No ones takes better care of your lawn than Juan.
My neighbor Jamal disappeared and they had no recent photos so they used a photo of his brother Juan.
Fortunately they are identical twins, so if you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal.
I met a rich Chinese entrepreneur
Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health. From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams...
One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week.
His wife answered the door.
"Sure..." his wife said. "It will cost you $500."
"That much?"
"But you're getting my husband and his otter. They bring up more clams than anyone else in town."
"I just want Juan. I'll hire him alone for $350." the man countered.
"Sorry..." she shrugged. "You can't have Juan without the otter."
Growing up in Mexico learning how to canoe, my dad said I reminded him of a Jedi apprentice.
I was a young paddle-Juan.
It's fashionable nowadays for parents to chose Spanish-Scandinavian names for their babies
Yeah. There’s Juan Bjorn every minute.
How do you make the number 'one' disappear?
You add a G and it's gone
Only had Juan chance to get this right.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A proud mom gave birth to twins that she named Juan and Amal.
She only carries one picture because once you’ve seen Juan you’ve seen Amal.
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
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