Today I found out that Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine.
For years I've been living under a Rock.
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︎ Jan 04 2023
Did you know Eminem got the Johnson and Johnson vaccine?
..cause he only got one shot!
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︎ Dec 18 2022
Slapped Dwayne Johnsonβs butt yesterday,
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︎ Jan 05 2023
I was once cornered by Dwayne Johnson outside a Hallmark store.
I was caught between The Rock and a card place.
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︎ Dec 22 2022
Why could Dwayne Johnson never become the President of the USA?
Because in the US they vote with paper ballots.
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︎ Nov 13 2022
I misplaced Dwayne Johnsonβs cutting tool for the origami workshop.
I canβt believe I lost the Rockβs Paper Scissors.
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︎ Dec 05 2022
Why is Boris Johnson like April?
He didnβt last as long as May.
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︎ Jul 07 2022
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?
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︎ Dec 26 2022
What does a cannibal who's about to eat Dwayne Johnson say?
"Can you smell the Rock I'm cooking?"
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︎ Dec 22 2022
Dwayne Johnson made sure to highly publicize the opening of his new Southeast Asian restaurant...
...so everyone could smell what the Wok was cooking.
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︎ Dec 03 2022
what type of car does dwayne johnson drive?
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︎ Nov 05 2022
What is Dwayne Johnsonβs fave drink?
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︎ Nov 02 2022
What do you say to someone who doesn't know who Duane Johnson is?
Have you been living under a Rock?
My 9 year old son told me this one, he made it up himself
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︎ Jul 31 2022
Health-care giant Johnson & Johnson is splitting off into two companies.
called Johnson and Johnson
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︎ Sep 22 2022
What kind of rock is Dwayne Johnson?
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︎ Jul 25 2022
If there was one person who could beat Dwayne Johnsonβ¦
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︎ Jun 16 2022
The mighty Dwayne Johnson!
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︎ Feb 19 2021
What happens when you slap Dwayne Johnsonβs butt?
You hit rock bottom.
Ill see myself outβ¦
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︎ Dec 13 2021
What do you call an Irish person pretending to be Dwayne Johnson?
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︎ Apr 24 2022
A few days ago, I met Dwayne Johnson and slapped his butt.
I had finally hit rock bottom.
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︎ Oct 01 2021
Dwayne Johnson once ran to be President but lost to his archenemy
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︎ Apr 03 2022
What is Dwayne the Rock Johnsonβs preferred drink when heβs feeling fancy?
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︎ Mar 10 2022
Why will Dwayne Johnson eventually go broke ?
He was bound to hit rock bottom.
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︎ May 18 2022
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Dwayne Johnson and his friend went out to buy oars for a big Viking boat.
The oar salesman said βvou can either pay 9.99$ per oar or if you buy six at once, itβs only 5.00$ per oarβ
SO Johnsonβs friend said βRock, pay per six oarsβ
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︎ Feb 20 2022
TIL The company Johnson and Johnson is gonna split into two companies
How will anyone tell them apart?
(They really are though!)
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︎ Nov 12 2021
Dwayne Johnson paid me to clean up and organize his craft room, but sadly, I lost his scrapbook cutting tool.
I lost the Rockβs paper scissors.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
What do you call Brian Johnson when he accidentally kicks a hole in the bass drum on stage?
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︎ Mar 15 2022
Do you think anyone has ever slapped Dwayne Johnson on the butt and then proclaimed, "well I've hit rock bottom"
Edit: get consent people
"Mr. Rock, may I slap your behind for the sake of an amazing pun that the people will remember for years to come"
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︎ Apr 11 2018
I had a drinking problem. But then one day I was blackout drunk, broke into a Hollywood photo shoot, and spanked Dwayne Johnson right on the butt.
That's when I knew I'd hit Rock bottom.
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︎ Oct 04 2021
Dwane Johnson just got into Asian cooking
He now goes by βthe wokβ
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︎ Oct 21 2021
Today I realized that Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine
I can't believe I've been living under a Rock!
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︎ Jan 12 2023
I just slapped Dwayne Johnsonβs ass
In other words, Iβve just hit rock bottom
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︎ Oct 31 2022
When Dwayne Johnson barbecues
His neighbors can smell what the Rock is cooking.
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︎ Aug 14 2022
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys cutting tools?
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︎ Aug 03 2022
In the news the company Johnson and Johnson are splitting up the company.
They will now be Johnson and Johnson.
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︎ Apr 22 2022
Johnson & Johnson is splitting into two companies.....
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︎ Nov 14 2021
What do you call Dwayne Johnson in a sled?
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︎ Jun 17 2022
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Why did Eminem endorse Johnson and Johnson COVID vaccine?
Coz you only get one shot
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︎ Jun 26 2022
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?
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︎ Apr 23 2022
If Dwayne Johnson were Asian, what would his name be?
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︎ Dec 14 2021
What do they call Dwayne Johnson in Ireland?
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︎ Mar 18 2022
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