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#FT: Scotland 2-0 Denmark
Scotland scorers: Jon Soutattar (35'), ChΓ© Adams (86')
Venue: Hampden Park
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Scotland
Craig Gordon, Liam Cooper, Kieran Tierney Anthony Ralston, Jon Soutattar, Callum McGregor, Billy Gilmour Kenny McLean, Andy Robertson Scott McKenna, Stephen O'Donnell, ChΓ© Adams, Ryan Christie Stuart Armstrong, John McGinn.
Subs: Ryan Porteous, Kevin Nisbet, Jon McLaughlin, Jacob Brown, David Turnbull, Lewis Ferguson, Zander Clark.
^____________________________
Denmark
Kasper Schmeichel, Simon Kjaer, Jannik Vestergaard, Andreas Christensen, Jens Jonsson Jens Stage, Daniel Wass Anders Dreyer, Joakim Maehle, Rasmus Kristensen Alexander Bah, Andreas Cornelius Mikkel Uhre, Jacob Bruun Larsen Pione Sisto, Andreas Skov Olsen.
Subs: Emil Riis Jakobsen, Frederik Ronnow, Andreas Maxso, Peter Vindahl Jensen.
MATCH STATS | via BBC
Scotland | Denmark | |
---|---|---|
Possession | 41% | 59% |
Shots | 9 | 10 |
Shots on Target | 4 | 2 |
Corners | 10 | 6 |
Fouls | 6 | 8 |
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
21' Kasper Schmeichel (Denmark) is shown the yellow card.
35' Goal! Scotland 1, Denmark 0. John Souttar (Scotland) header from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Liam Cooper with a headed pass following a corner.
56' Substitution, Denmark. Pione Sisto replaces Jacob Bruun Larsen.
56' Substitution, Denmark. Jens Stage replaces Jens JΓΈnsson.
72' Substitution, Denmark. Mikael Uhre replaces Andreas Cornelius.
74' Substitution, Scotland. Kenny McLean replaces Billy Gilmour because of an injury.
79' Substitution, Scotland. Scott McKenna replaces Andrew Robertson because of an injury.
80' Substitution, Scotland. Stuart Armstrong replaces Ryan Christie.
81' Substitution, Denmark. Anders Dreyer replaces Daniel Wass.
81' Substitution, Denmark. Alexander Bah replaces Rasmus Kristensen.
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Films exploring loss of faith/struggling with faith/deconstruction:
- First Reformed - Schrader - 2018
- Winter Light - Ingmar Bergman - 1963
- Diary of a Country Priest - Bresson - 1951
- Silence - Martin Scorsese - 2016
- Eyes Wide Open - Haim Tabakman - 2010
- Saved - Brian Dannelly - 2004-
Ordet - Dreyer - 1955
Angels Egg - Mamoru Oshii - 1985
Small Foot - Karey Kirkpatrick, Jason Reisig - 2018 (may also fit under criticism of cults, but this is definitely about seeking truth and rationality. Doesn't explicitly talk about Christianity or any religion, but those uh, stone tablet of truths seem familiar)
Films that are critical of religion/critical of its involvement in the world (if vague, i'll leave an explanation):
- The Master - Paul Thomas Anderson - 2012 (deals with scientology, but on a meta level, Joaquin Phoenix reportedly engaged with this film due to his time growing up in a Christian cult)
- O' Brother Where Art Thou - Joel Cohen - 2000 (displays the toxic nature religion ingrained on the american south, as well as topics of racism, poverty, politics, and the changing times. the religious themes are more ambivalent, but they directly address skepticism through the character Everett )
- The Seventh Seal - Ingmar Bergman - 1957
- There Will Be Blood - Paul Thomas Anderson - 2007
- Carrie - Brian De Palma - 1976
- The Boys of St. Vincent - John N Smith - 1992
- Monty Pythons The Life of Brian and The Meaning of Life - 1979 and 1983 respectively
- Haxan - Benjamin Christensen - 1922
- Rosemary's Baby - Polanski (who's a pedophile, fuck him, but this film is a classic and is relevant)
- 1968- Doubt - John Shanley - 2008
- The Last Temptation of Christ - Martin Scorsese - 1988 (I think this is a major crossover one. While it was highly criticized in the 80s, there are also populations of Christians that see its merits for what it is. So while I think this one more belongs in "religious themed" films, it does have a criticism when it comes to the divinity of christ)
- Dogma - Kevin Smith - 1999
- The Witch - Robert Eggers - 2019
- Martha Marcy May Marlene - Sean Durkin - 2011
- A Serious Man - Coen Bros. - 2009 (a black comedy that deals with the uncertainty of life, the emotions of growing up Jewish, and it asks questions about why we suffer, and why decent people seem to take the brunt of it if god is so good)
- Spot
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Scarlets:Β Johnny McNicholl, Tom Rogers, Jonathan Davies (captain), Scott Williams, Steff Evans, Sam Costelow, Kieran Hardy; Rob Evans, Ryan Elias, WillGriff John, Jac Price, Tom Price, Blade Thomson, Dan Davis, Sione Kalamafoni.
Replacements:Β Marc Jones, Phil Price, Samson Lee, Morgan Jones, Shaun Evans, Dane Blacker, Dan Jones, Ioan Nicholas.
Emirates Lions:Β EW Viljoen, Jamba Ulengo, Wandisile Simelane, Burger Odendaal (captain), Rabz Maxwane, Jordan Hendrikse, Andre Warner; Ruan Dreyer, Jaco Visagie, Carlu Sadie, Ruben Schoeman, Pieter Jansen van Vuren, Jaco Kriel, Vincent Tshituka, Francke Horn.
Replacements:Β PJ Botha, Sti Sithole, Asenathi Ntlabakanye, Reinhard Nothnagel, Sibusiso Sangweni, Morne van den Berg, Eddie Fouche, Divan Rossouw.
Referee:Β Andrea Piardi
AR 1: Elgan Williams,Β AR 2: Tom Spurrier
TMO:Β Stefano Penne (FIR)
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
All airtimes E.S.T.
MON 01
(12:00am) As the Earth Turns (1938/46 m/Director/Richard Lyford)
(1:00am) Metropolis (1926/2h 33m/Silent/Fritz Lang)
(3:45am) Vampyr (1932/1h 23m/Horror/Carl Th. Dreyer)
(5:15am) HΓ€xan (1922/1h 46m/Silent/Benjamin Christensen)
(7:15am) Good News (1947/1h 35m/Musical/Charles Walters)
(9:00am) Over the Goal (1937/1h 3m/Drama/Noel M. Smith)
(10:15am) Hold 'Em Jail (1932/1h 13m/Comedy/Norman Taurog)
(11:30am) College Coach (1933/1h 15m/Comedy/William A. Wellman)
(1:00pm) Trouble Along the Way (1953/1h 50m/Comedy/Michael Curtiz)
(3:00pm) How to Watch Football (1938/9m/Short/Roy Rowland)
(3:15pm) The Iron Major (1943/1h 25m/Drama/Ray Enright)
(4:45pm) Cowboy Quarterback (1939/56m/Comedy/Noel Smith)
(6:00pm Jim Thorpe--All-American (1951/1h 47m/Drama/Michael Curtiza)
(8:00pm) Small Town Girl (1953/1h 33m/Musical/Leslie Kardos)
(10:00pm) Fame (1980/2h 14m/Musical/Alan Parker)
TUE 02
(12:30am) West Side Story (1961/2h 35m/Musical/Robert Wise)
(3:15am) That's Dancing! (1985/1h 45m/Documentary/Jack Haley, Jr.)
(5:15am) MGM Parade Show #21 (1955/25m/Documentary/?)
(6:00am) Reno (1940/1h 12m/Western/John Farrow)
(7:30am) Peach-O-Reno (1932/1h 3m/Comedy/William A. Seiter)
(9:00am) Merry Wives of Reno (1934/1h 4m/Comedy/H. Bruce Humberstone)
(10:15am) Vacation in Reno (1946/1h/Comedy/Leslie Goodwins)
(11:30am) Maisie Goes to Reno (1944/1h 30m/Comedy/Harry Beaumont)
(1:15pm) The Women (1939/2h 12m/Comedy/George Cukor)
(3:45pm) Romantic Nevada (1943/8m/Short/?)
(4:00pm) Born to Kill (1947/1h 32m/Crime/Robert Wise)
(5:45pm) The Misfits (1961/2h 4m/Drama/John Huston)
(8:00pm) Ashes and Diamonds (1958/1h 46m/War/Andrzej Wajda)
(10:00pm) Something Different (1963/1h 25m/Drama/Vera ChytilovΓ‘(
(11:30pm) Loves of a Blonde (1966/1h 28m/Comedy/Milos Forman)
TUE 03
(1:15am) Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970/1h 13m/Adventure/Jaromil JireΕ‘)
(2:45am) Young TΓΆrless (1966/1h 25m/Drama/Volker SchlΓΆndorff)
(4:15am) Love Is Colder Than Death (1969/1h 28m/Comedy/Rainer Werner Fassbinder)
(6:00am) Alice in the Cities
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This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
#FT: Scotland 2-0 Denmark
Scotland scorers: Jon Soutattar (35'), ChΓ© Adams (86')
Venue: Hampden Park
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Scotland
Craig Gordon, Liam Cooper, Kieran Tierney (Anthony Ralston), Jon Soutattar, Callum McGregor, Billy Gilmour (Kenny McLean), Andy Robertson (Scott McKenna), Stephen O'Donnell, ChΓ© Adams, Ryan Christie (Stuart Armstrong), John McGinn.
Subs: Ryan Porteous, Kevin Nisbet, Jon McLaughlin, Jacob Brown, David Turnbull, Lewis Ferguson, Zander Clark.
^____________________________
Denmark
Kasper Schmeichel, Simon Kjaer, Jannik Vestergaard, Andreas Christensen, Jens Jonsson (Jens Stage), Daniel Wass (Anders Dreyer), Joakim Maehle, Rasmus Kristensen (Alexander Bah), Andreas Cornelius (Mikkel Uhre), Jacob Bruun Larsen (Pione Sisto), Andreas Skov Olsen.
Subs: Emil Riis Jakobsen, Frederik Ronnow, Andreas Maxso, Peter Vindahl Jensen.
MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN
21' Kasper Schmeichel (Denmark) is shown the yellow card.
35' Goal! Scotland 1, Denmark 0. John Souttar (Scotland) header from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Liam Cooper with a headed pass following a corner.
56' Substitution, Denmark. Pione Sisto replaces Jacob Bruun Larsen.
56' Substitution, Denmark. Jens Stage replaces Jens JΓΈnsson.
72' Substitution, Denmark. Mikael Uhre replaces Andreas Cornelius.
74' Substitution, Scotland. Kenny McLean replaces Billy Gilmour because of an injury.
79' Substitution, Scotland. Scott McKenna replaces Andrew Robertson because of an injury.
80' Substitution, Scotland. Stuart Armstrong replaces Ryan Christie.
81' Substitution, Denmark. Anders Dreyer replaces Daniel Wass.
81' Substitution, Denmark. Alexander Bah replaces Rasmus Kristensen.
86' Goal! Scotland 2, Denmark 0. Che Adams (Scotland) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Stuart Armstrong with a through ball following a fast break.
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