John Burnes Puns

A list of puns related to "John Burnes"

Elton John bought his pet rabbit to the gym...

"It's a little fit bunny...."

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 14 2022
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My food truck idea

Food truck with eggs being the theme in every dish.

"The Poach Coach"

Popular dishes:

  1. Eggs Been a Dick (2 poached eggs and 1 average but adequate size sausage)
  2. Omelette that one slide (you're choice of filling, but don't fucking test me)
  3. The Dwight Yolk Em' (served in a plastic cowboy hat to go. Must eat while walking the streets of Bakersfield) 4.The Mr. Burns Eggcellent Scramble (smithered with cheese)
  4. The Quiche a Grey (oralgasmic quiche with a money shot of sausage gravy)
  5. The John Denver Omelette (full of all kinds of shit)
  6. Jesus'ed egg (basically a deviled egg only more judgmental and boiled in holy water)
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👤︎ u/sakibombs85
📅︎ Jan 26 2020
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My dad just insulted me out of nowhere with a pun.

My dad: "Hey, did you know that you're a dick? You're a dick because you're my son. I'm John. You're a Johnson."

Old man just burned me out of nowhere!

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👤︎ u/ErdricktheRoto
📅︎ Sep 17 2015
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