but doesn't like the sauce, so he shouts "Pesto chango!"
He pasta away
We cannoli do so much to help
His legacy will become a pizza history
Here today, gone tomato
Sending olive our prayers to the family
His wife, cheese still not over it
No more penne tration for her
He had Gnocchi
Two Italian restaurants operated on the same street. The other chef was certain that the other one had stolen his recipes so he payed a visit at his competitor’s restaurant.
He got served with nice plate of spaghetti and the waitress said: “This full pl8, I’m sure you can appreci8. It’s so gr8. Now just dig in don’t hesit8, I sure you don’t want to w8”.
The chef looked at the waitress and asked: “Is that a copypasta?”
It's called Pasta Way!
They are moving to greener pasta.
I love you Penne.
"Pastapizza", he says to the waiter.
He had gnocchi.
(No-key)
Pho Getaboutit
I think it's an inpasta
I can't decide between pasta or pizza, baby.
Someone might sieze your salad.
I shouldn't have ordered the impasta.
Fettuccine Al-frodo.
Going to call it Guacamoré.
They only served bowtie pasta.
Because the dishes they asked him to make were inpastabowl
Step sister: "I'm so hungry, I could eat a house!"
Dad: "Well, I'm sure they have a house special."
The owner had "gnocchi!"
Server: Would you like the soup or salad with your entree?
Dad: I don't want the super salad, I want the REGULAR one! (Proceeds to guffaw heartily until the server rolls his/her eyes and walks away)
Server: "I forgot to send this spaghetti as a half/split order. Can you fix it please?"
Me: "It can't be done."
Server: "Why not?"
Me: "Its InPastaBowl."
They don't say it, but I know they all miss my awesome jokes.
Because everything on the menu was just a penne.
Waitress: Would you like some parmesan cheese?
Father: Yes thank you.
[Waitress begins grating the parmesan at an unusually high height, above my father's (seated) head.]
Father: Hold it closer, it'll be fresher.
Because he had gnocchi.
