What do we call it when two airline workers fall in love on an airplane?
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︎ Jul 31 2021
I love the way the earth rotates, it really makes my day.
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︎ Jul 20 2021
I really love gardening, I find it so exhilarating
Sometimes I get so excited, I wet my plants.
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︎ Jul 27 2021
Found this on "Love advice from the duke of hell" web toon, heavily recommend it
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︎ Jun 22 2021
Bet Jay Z loves a 99. (Rest of world buddies, a 99 is the name of the best UK ice cream, not what you're thinking). (UK people, it is the best)
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︎ Jul 03 2021
I love it when people use "plethora" in conversation.
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︎ Jul 08 2021
I love doing labrynths, they're awesome right? To sum it up in a word...
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︎ Jul 29 2021
It must be shoe love
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︎ Jun 06 2021
One of my best friends made this for me for my birthday. I love it
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︎ Apr 14 2021
My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..
Personally I'm not a fan.
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︎ Mar 23 2021
All my hispanic friends love it when I say โmucho.โ
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I love archery but it has one problem.
There are too many drawbacks.
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Initially, I despised sheltering in place, but now I love it!
I think itโs Stuck-home Syndrome
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︎ Apr 18 2021
It shares border with more states than any other. Missouri loves company.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I love GOLD , but *A* is silent in it!#chem punsฦช(หโฃห)สโ(โ
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Loves it out there
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
Itโs the beeโs knees.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Good pun, perfect comments/likes. I love it.
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︎ Jun 15 2020
First, I posted this on r/jokes but it didn't get much love. Then I realized I posted it on the wrong joke sub. Y'all love the punny jokes, so here you go:
Why are lamb chops a thing? Why do we have a food named after a baby animal?
Would you ever eat something called puppy steak? Or kitten burger? Or chick fillet?
oh wait.........
Credit goes to Matt from Studio C
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.
He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
This isnโt mine and I donโt know who made it, but itโs been on my phone for so many years and I havenโt seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My dad once tried making coffee. When he tasted it he said "ahh, like making love in a canoe."
I asked if it was that good, his smile faded and he looked me dead in the eye as he said no, its fucking close to water. He poured it down the drain without losing focus and walked out of the kitchen
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︎ Feb 22 2019
Love to see it
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︎ Jan 31 2019
My friend has no arms and loves to make jokes about it. They're never any good though.
He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.
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︎ Jul 24 2020
The people from Stockholm in Sweden must really love it there
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig...
...but it just requires a bit of kermitment
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I love molasses, but I canโt eat it.
I canโt stop thinking about all those poor little moles.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. Itโs an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
Americans love frozen fruit so much, they wrote it into the constitution...
The 1st amendment is the right to freeze peach.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
So horrible. I love it
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︎ Dec 02 2018
I bought some new sunglasses and it seems people either love them or hate them.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I read it's romantic to scatter rose petals on your bed, but they were too expensive. Instead, my wife and I will just have to make love on..
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Hate it or love it...
That's how you form an opinion.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now Iโm just dating myself
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︎ Apr 22 2020
A lot of my friends hate having to wear masks. I love it, though
Iโm now a master at ventriloquism
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I love it when I restock the battery drawer
It just feels nice to have all this power.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Necrophiliacs love it when...
...they can hook up with some body.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I'm secretly in love with a melon, but I ended it because I know everyone will find out
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︎ Aug 04 2020
It's easy to fall in love with Anne Hathaway
She just hathaway about her
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Love it or hate it. This is a good pun
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︎ Oct 09 2019
Bad, but I love it!
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︎ Apr 28 2019
Nerd puns! Love it
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︎ Nov 08 2019
While they might not look like it, trees love to be busy.
They wood hate to be board to death.
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︎ Apr 15 2020
My phone loves it when I drop it
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︎ Jul 08 2019
I asked my SO if she knew my favorite letter. She said "No, what is it?" I said "It's u." She responded "aww I love youuuuuuuu" To which I replied...
"I love u too. It's my favorite letter."
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︎ Apr 29 2020
I love it when the earth turns! It just really makes my day.
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