Israelism Puns

It is called "Cheeses of Nazareth."

I'm trying to come up with one but Israeli hard.

I told him "yes son,israel isreal"

A He-Brew

No, Israel.

>! A two stout solution !<

but Jerusalem Israel.

Net and Yahoo

Am Yisrael High

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

🎵 Born is the King of Israel 🎶

Because he is Netanyahu.

A Hebrew.

Net n Yahoo.

Now it's called the Cheeses of Nazareth.

Jew-jitsu

Once he returned, he said, "I didn't like their politics, but their army Israeli nice."

I had to google him because he's not in Yahoo

“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.

1. I have a double China without the “a”.

2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.

3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.

5. You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.

6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

7. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.

Hebrews it

He believed in a two state solution.

When it Israel.

When it's tangy and hasidic.

Thanks for that one, Dad.

I have to remind him what Israel.

Turns out, Israel

People keep talking about the Middle East as if it’s an actual place, but I don’t think it Israel

I had to tell him that Israel.

Only one Israel

Me: Is there a real country between Jordania and Egypt?

My friend: Yeah, it Israel.

Israel good.

but I said it Israel

But I think it It Israel