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Do your worst!

New cases and information reported in the last 24 hours

• Local cases:
  • +261 new locally acquired cases.
• Interstate cases:
  • +0 new interstate case recorded.
• Overseas cases:
  • +3 new overseas case recorded in hotel quarantine.
• Deaths:
  • +1 death reported.

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💉💉 Vaccines can reduce the likelihood of you getting COVID-19 by around 80% compared to people who are unvaccinated, according to a study by the New England Journal of Medicine.

Cases to date

^(*Note; vaccinations reported in the last 24 hours include only those performed by NSW Health clinics. The total number includes all vaccinations performed in NSW, including those performed by NSW Health clinics, the GP Network and other providers.)

⚠️ Current NSW COVID-19 Case Locations ⚠️

Go online to view all of the locations of concern as well as any public transport routes of concern.

Maps of the COVID-19 Case Locations can be found on NSW Health and COVID-19 Near Me.

Location statistics were sourced from NSW Data COVID-19 case locations and transport routes.

Other helpful information and links

Vaccine information:

• Priority groups for Phase 1B |️ Vaccine Eligibility Checker
• NSW Gov: [Vaccination in NSW](https://www.nsw.gov.au/covid-19/how-to-protect-yourself-and-others/covid-19-vacci

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

New cases and information reported in the last 24 hours

• Local cases:
  • +19 new locally acquired cases
  • The 19 new locally-acquired cases are all linked to the current outbreaks.
• Overseas cases:
  • +0 new overseas cases recorded.
• 💉 Vaccinations:
  • +19,786 additional vaccinations were recorded for yesterday (only includes vaccinations being performed at Victoria's hospital immunisation hubs).
  • Note 1: Phase 1b vaccinations are being performed by GPs and at respiratory clinics. These statistics will be reported by Federal government.
  • Note 2: We are reporting the increment since yesterday, which may differ from the actual number of vaccinations performed on the day.
• ℹ️Statements from the Premier and Acting Premier:
  • 15th of July: Statement from the Premier
  • 7th of July: While Risks Remain, Victoria Can Take Cautious Steps Ahead
  • 23rd of June: Statement From The Acting Premier
  • 16th of June: Statement From The Acting Premier

Five-day lockdown for Victoria

On the advice of the Acting Chief Health Officer, the Victorian Government has announced a 5-day lockdown for the State of Victoria to commence at 11.59pm tonight (Thursday 15 July).

This lockdown has been put in place in response to our new cases of COVID-19, a large number of popular exposure sites and to combat the circulating strain of virus that is wildly infectious.

More information about the 5-day lockdown can be found at Statement from the Premier page.

⚠️ Case alerts – public exposure sites ⚠️

As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.

Map of Victorian exposure sites. (Source: DH)

List of New exposure sites added in last 24 hours

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

New cases and information reported in the last 24 hours

• Local cases:
  • +11 new locally acquired cases
  • The 11 new locally-acquired cases are all linked to the current outbreaks. All were in quarantine throughout their entire infectious period.
• Overseas cases:
  • +1 new overseas cases recorded.
• 💉 Vaccinations:
  • +17,495 additional vaccinations were recorded for yesterday (only includes vaccinations being performed at Victoria's hospital immunisation hubs).
  • Note 1: Phase 1b vaccinations are being performed by GPs and at respiratory clinics. These statistics will be reported by Federal government.
  • Note 2: We are reporting the increment since yesterday, which may differ from the actual number of vaccinations performed on the day.

DH Infographic 25 July 2021

• ℹ️Statements from the Premier and Acting Premier:
  • 15th of July: Statement from the Premier
  • 7th of July: While Risks Remain, Victoria Can Take Cautious Steps Ahead
  • 23rd of June: Statement From The Acting Premier
  • 16th of June: Statement From The Acting Premier

Update: Current restrictions

For current restrictions, see the Victorian Government’s statement, Extended lockdown and stronger borders to keep us safe.

⚠️ Case alerts – public exposure sites ⚠️

As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.

List of New exposure sites added in last 24 hours

New cases and information reported in the last 24 hours

• Local cases:
  • +22 new locally acquired cases
  • Of the 22 locally-acquired cases reported, all are linked to the current outbreaks.
  • +1 new overseas cases recorded.
• 💉 Vaccinations:
  • +15,102 additional vaccinations were recorded for yesterday (only includes vaccinations being performed at Victoria's hospital immunisation hubs).
  • Note 1: Phase 1b vaccinations are being performed by GPs and at respiratory clinics. These statistics will be reported by Federal government.
  • Note 2: We are reporting the increment since yesterday, which may differ from the actual number of vaccinations performed on the day.

DH Infographic 21-Jul-2021

• ℹ️Statements from the Premier and Acting Premier:
  • 15th of July: Statement from the Premier
  • 7th of July: While Risks Remain, Victoria Can Take Cautious Steps Ahead
  • 23rd of June: Statement From The Acting Premier
  • 16th of June: Statement From The Acting Premier

Update: Current restrictions

For current restrictions, see the Victorian Government’s statement, Extended lockdown and stronger borders to keep us safe.

⚠️ Case alerts – public exposure sites ⚠️

As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.

List of New exposure sites added in last 24 hours

New cases and information reported in the last 24 hours

• Local cases:

  • +10 new locally acquired cases
  • Seven of the 10 locally-acquired cases were announced yesterday. All 10 are linked to the current outbreaks.
  • Breakdown of new 10 cases:
    • Coles customer
    • 4 cases at Ariele apartments
    • Parents of a case at Ariele apartments
    • Bacchus Marsh Grammar teacher and two family members

• Overseas cases:

  • +0 new overseas cases recorded.

• 💉 Vaccinations:

  • +15,437 additional vaccinations were recorded for yesterday (only includes vaccinations being performed at Victoria's hospital immunisation hubs).
  • Note 1: Phase 1b vaccinations are being performed by GPs and at respiratory clinics. These statistics will be reported by Federal government.
  • Note 2: We are reporting the increment since yesterday, which may differ from the actual number of vaccinations performed on the day.

• Victorian press conference to be at 12:15 AEST. Jeroen Weimar, will today provide an update on COVID-19 in Victoria. Watch on ABC Coronavirus Live Blog

• ℹ️Statements from the Premier and Acting Premier:

  • 7th of July: While Risks Remain, Victoria Can Take Cautious Steps Ahead
  • 23rd of June: Statement From The Acting Premier
  • 16th of June: Statement From The Acting Premier

Updated restrictions in Victoria

Updated restritions effective from 11:59pm on Wednesday 14 July.

• There are no restrictions on the reasons to leave home but staying COVIDSafe remains important.
• There are no limits on the distance you can travel.
• You can have up to 15 people visit your home per day (including dependants other than infants under 12 months).
• Patients at hospitals and care facilities can have two visitors at a time and up to five visitors per day. End of life patients can have two visitors at a time and there is no total limit per day.
• Face masks are mandatory indoors (not at home) for anyone aged 12 and above, unless an exception applies.
• Face masks must be worn outdoors for anyone aged 12 and above if 1.5 m distance cannot be maintained, from people who are not memb

New cases and information reported in the last 24 hours

• Local cases:
  • +16 new locally acquired cases
  • The new locally-acquired cases are all linked to the current outbreaks.
  • +2 new overseas cases recorded.
• 💉 Vaccinations:
  • +14,047 additional vaccinations were recorded for yesterday (only includes vaccinations being performed at Victoria's hospital immunisation hubs).
  • Note 1: Phase 1b vaccinations are being performed by GPs and at respiratory clinics. These statistics will be reported by Federal government.
  • Note 2: We are reporting the increment since yesterday, which may differ from the actual number of vaccinations performed on the day.
• ℹ️Statements from the Premier and Acting Premier:
  • 15th of July: Statement from the Premier
  • 7th of July: While Risks Remain, Victoria Can Take Cautious Steps Ahead
  • 23rd of June: Statement From The Acting Premier
  • 16th of June: Statement From The Acting Premier

Notes from press conference 18 July 2021

• 16 new cases
• 59 total in the outbreaks
• 14000 primary contacts
• 217 exposure sites
• 5 new cases linked to Ms Frankies - 1 staff, 4 patrons (8 total)
• 4 new cases household contacts in Hume
• 3 new cases linked t Trinity grammar, 1 student, 1 staff, 1 household contact
• 2 contacts from AAMI Park
• 1 primary close contact of Phillip Island group
• 1 Bacchus marsh grammar teacher
• ADDITIONAL: 1 case in Mildura, man in 30s, was at MCG

(Thanks to u/dbRaevn)

Five-day lockdown for Victoria

On the advice of the Acting Chief Health Officer, the State of Victoria is in a 5-day lockdown until 11.59pm Tuesday 20 July. This lockdown has been put in place in response to new cases of COVID-19, a large number of popular exposure sites and to combat the Delta variant of this virus.

More information about the lockdown can be found at Statement from the Premier.

⚠️ Case alerts – public exposure sites ⚠️

As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the [DH website](https://www.coronavirus.vic.gov.au/ex

New cases and information reported in the last 24 hours

• Local cases:
  • +10 new locally acquired cases
  • Four of the 10 locally-acquired cases were announced yesterday. All 10 are linked to the current outbreaks.
• Overseas cases:
  • +1 new overseas cases recorded.
• 💉 Vaccinations:
  • +17,508 additional vaccinations were recorded for yesterday (only includes vaccinations being performed at Victoria's hospital immunisation hubs).
  • Note 1: Phase 1b vaccinations are being performed by GPs and at respiratory clinics. These statistics will be reported by Federal government.
  • Note 2: We are reporting the increment since yesterday, which may differ from the actual number of vaccinations performed on the day.
• ℹ️Statements from the Premier and Acting Premier:
  • 15th of July: Statement from the Premier
  • 7th of July: While Risks Remain, Victoria Can Take Cautious Steps Ahead
  • 23rd of June: Statement From The Acting Premier
  • 16th of June: Statement From The Acting Premier

Five-day lockdown for Victoria

On the advice of the Acting Chief Health Officer, the Victorian Government has announced a 5-day lockdown for the State of Victoria to commence at 11.59pm tonight (Thursday 15 July).

This lockdown has been put in place in response to our new cases of COVID-19, a large number of popular exposure sites and to combat the circulating strain of virus that is wildly infectious.

More information about the 5-day lockdown can be found at Statement from the Premier page.

⚠️ Case alerts – public exposure sites ⚠️

As the list is constantly being updated with new location and details, please always refer to the DH website for the most up to date and accurate information.

List of New exposure sites added in last 24 hours

New cases and information reported in the last 24 hours

• Local cases:
  • +11 new locally acquired cases.
    • All cases are linked to existing outbreaks
    • 8 cases are primary close contacts who were quarantining for their infectious period
• Interstate cases:
  • +0 new case acquired interstate.
• Overseas cases:
  • +0 new overseas case recorded.
  • Expected overseas arrivals today, 7th June: TBA.
• 💉 Vaccinations:
  • +36,964 new vaccinations were recorded for yesterday (only includes vaccinations being performed at Victoria's hospital immunisation hubs).
  • DH reported that 17,719 vaccine doses were administered in the last 24 hours
  • A record 174,636 vaccinations were recorded for last week
  • Note 1: Phase 1b vaccinations are being performed by GPs and at respiratory clinics. These statistics will be reported by Federal government.
  • Note 2: We are reporting the increment since yesterday, which may differ from the actual number of vaccinations performed on the day.
• ℹ️ Other important information:
  • 5th of June: Vaccine Blitz To Continue And Expand
  • 2nd of June: Statement From The Acting Premier
  • 2nd of June: Support Extended For Victorian Businesses
  • 27th of May: Statement From The Acting Premier

Victorian Outbreak

​Notes from today's press conference, 7th June

Martin Foley:

• Over 17,000 vaccines delivered at state run clinics on Sunday
• Commonwealth is delivering new vaccine supplies every week. Delivering increased doses to Victoria.
• Thanked Federal Government for increasing supply. Federal Government doubled supply of AstraZeneca fo