Did you know Mortal Kombat was actually based off of the religious music of Scandinavia?
I just found out the Mortal Kombat theme was based on something old
Did you know? I certainly didn’t but, that game ‘Mortal Combat’ was originally based upon a very old Scandinavian church song.
>!It was a Finnish Hymn!<
My Dad: Did you know that Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?
Me: Wait, what? Really?
Dad: Yeah, a Finnish Hymn.
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How dense the population is.
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How dense the population is.
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Did you know that Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?
Mortal Kombat is based on a song.
Did you guys know that Mortal Kombat was actually based off of an old Scandinavian worship song?
Did you know Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?
It’s called a ‘Finnish Hymn’.
Did you know that Mortal Combat is based off of a Scandinavian church song?
Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian church song?
A Finnish Hymn, if you would
Where do we store dad jokes?
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