A list of puns related to "In the Valley of the Kings"
A new tomb has been discovered in the valley of the kings, Egypt. The grave goods seem to consist purely of ancient chocolate and nuts. Apparently, the tomb belonged to the 'Pharaoh Rocher'.
You are under my toot-elage. (Or: I am your toot-or.)
Bonus joke: If we fart together in the Valley of the Kings, we have a toot-in-common (Tutankhamun).
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