What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
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︎ May 16 2021
Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?
Because it's the scenter.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
I got camping insurance....but if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night....
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︎ May 30 2021
Have you heard about the street performer who does his act in the middle of a storm?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What did the Terminator say to Arwen after he arrived in Middle-earth?
Come with me if you want to, Liv Tyler.
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︎ May 23 2021
My wife woke me up in the middle of the night
She whispered in my ear, "our children are asleep do what you want"
I then went back to sleep
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︎ May 06 2021
A man was murdered in the middle-east yesterday
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards
I'm sure that must have been a record
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︎ Apr 24 2021
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I'm sure you've all heard about the ship stuck in the middle of the Suez canal
If I were that captain I'd be so ashamed I'd commit Suezside
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︎ Mar 25 2021
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Going into the bathroom in the middle of the night trying not to wake up anybody is like a psychiatrist.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
What do you call a girl in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts???
reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you get when there is an oil spill in the middle of the ocean?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.
It would be a Pangea breakfast
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What does the invisible man have in the middle of his face?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
A man drew a line in the middle of himself to prove a point...
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
What is the worst part about being a letter carrier in the middle ages?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...
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︎ Aug 14 2020
I'm in the middle of something
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What do you call Pringles with a hole in the middle?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I decided to open a sandwich shop in the middle of our residential district...
It'll be called Suburbway.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?
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︎ Sep 16 2020
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I found this Arhaus employee tag yesterday... In the middle of the street
imgur.com/DZvBeYe
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︎ Jan 31 2020
Did you know making people laugh in the middle ages
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Two dogs were walking down an empty highway. One of them stopped and defecated in the middle of the road.
When he was finished, he looked at the other dog and said, βClean up that mess.β
The other dog sniffed the pile and said, βNope. Thatβs your asphalt!β
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.
βIraqβ, I said. Then Iran.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Why are noses in the middle of your face?
Because theyβre the scenter.
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Why were people in the middle ages so medival and when did people advance from being mid-evil to advanced-evil?
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︎ Mar 26 2020
We can now safely say that we're in the middle of World coronisation
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
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︎ May 16 2021
Why is your nose in the middle of your face ?
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︎ May 19 2020
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
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︎ May 26 2020
Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
Because itβs the scenter
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because itβs the scenter
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because itβs the scenter
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
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