In the Doghouse Puns

A list of puns related to "In the Doghouse"

My wife thought it would be cute if we had pet names for each other.

Guess "Fido" was a bad choice.

Now I'm in the doghouse.

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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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I made a “suggestion for improvement” to my wife regarding her cooking.

She responded “you know, I slave away all day in this kitchen..”

So I cut in: “and you still can’t seem to get it right.”

On the plus side, it’s way roomier than I would have expected in this doghouse.

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👤︎ u/Phisopholer
📅︎ Apr 17 2018
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