Q: Why donβt people starve in the desert?
A: Because you can eat the sand which is there.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?
He had a dry sense of humor.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
A man is found dead in the desert. Cause of death appeared to be dehydration. The police go to his mother's house.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
How do you hide a horse in the desert?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
How do soldiers stay hidden in the desert?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Did you hear about the couple getting ready for a day in the desert?
They were dunesday preppers.
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︎ Oct 10 2020
Two cowboys are lost in the desert when one sees a tree draped in bacon. He yells βitβs a bacon treeβ then runs to it and is shot up with bullets
It wasnβt a bacon tree it was a Ham Bush
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︎ Sep 22 2020
What kind of drugs do people in the desert do?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
How do you get rid of a Witch in the desert?
I usually toast my sand Witches.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What do Christmas and a cat in the desert have in common?
They both have Sandy Claws.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Ghandi spent a lot of time walking through the desert, so his feet hurt and he was always thirsty and weak. It's also very hard to brush your teeth in the desert.
He was a super calloused fragile mystic with extra halitosis.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
You won't ever starve In the desert
Because of all the sand-which is there.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree thatβs draped in bacon. βA bacon tree ! Weβre saved!β He says. He runs to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
What jokes are funniest in the desert?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
I was out in the desert on psychedelics , and I started tripping way too hard. So I took an acid reducer.
It didn't help me one bit!!!!
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Many years ago, all the female Warlocks perished in the desert.
The individual male Warlocks, try as they might, could not master the art of bringing back their counterparts and all seemed lost.
Then, two young Warlocks found that, by working together - one recreating the body while the other recreated the soul - they could bring them back to life from the very sand they died in.
It's crazy but they could finish each other's Sand Witches.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What is sweet and walks in the desert?
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︎ Sep 22 2019
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
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︎ Dec 20 2019
A man is starving in the desert and sees a bacon tree in the distance.
When he makes it over to the tree, a robber steps out and points a gun at him.
The man says, "whoa, I just wanted some of the bacon from the bacon tree!"
The robber grunts and says, "This ain't no bacon tree. This is a hambush!"
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︎ Dec 06 2019
How come you canβt starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there
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︎ Jun 16 2019
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
I was alone in the desert, hungry, and couldn't think of any puns...
.. then I met this magical pig, and she gave me a potion to make me funnier.
Best ham sand witch ever.
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Two cowboys were lost in the desert
They were starving hungry, and finally, they see a tree in the distance draped in bacon.
βLook!β says one of the cowboys, βItβs a bacon tree β weβre saved!β.
He runs towards the tree but is suddenly shot down in a hail of bullets.
With his last dying breath he stutters:
βItβs-Itβs-Itβs not a bacon tree... itβs-itβs a ham bush!β
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︎ Aug 07 2019
If you're ever lost in the Sahara desert, at least you won't starve.
Because of all the sand-which-is there.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Why can no man starve in the Great Desert of Sahara?
Because of the sand-which-is there. β ba dum tissss!
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︎ May 09 2019
My wife turned to me and said, all life is like hope. It's precious, a gift. It flourishes in the desert, in the snow, even in the Marianas Trench, 10,000 meters below the waves. Life and hope exist where we least expect it, yet it is so fragile it can be destroyed in a moment.
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︎ May 16 2019
Three men were stranded in the middle of a desert, and only allowed to bring one item for survival.
Bob asked Tom, βwhat did you bring?β βA bottle of water, Iβm sure to get thirsty in a desertβ replied Tom.
βWhat did you bring?β Tom asked. βThis sandwich. I figure Iβm gonna get hungry what with all of the walking.β replied Bob.
Bob and Tom turn to the third man, and ask βForrest, what have you got there?β Forrest said, βI have a car door, if it gets too hot, Iβll roll down the window.β
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︎ Aug 11 2018
Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there. (Read aloud)
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︎ Apr 03 2019
I once got lost in the desert and thought I saw a celebrity in the distance
Turns out it was just a Nicki Mirage.
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︎ Sep 30 2018
Remember, if you ever get lost in the desert, ...
You can always eat the sand which is there
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︎ Nov 09 2018
What do you call a tiger in the desert?
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︎ Nov 18 2018
What do you call a ravine in the saharah desert
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︎ Oct 01 2018
What do you call a dromodary hidden in the desert?
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︎ May 21 2018
What is the best thing to read in the desert?
Sand paper!
Plus blind people can read it.
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︎ Feb 13 2018
What do you call a guy selling sleeping pills in the desert?
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︎ Apr 05 2018
If there were a movie about vegetables in the desert finding a genie it would be called Saladdin
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︎ May 10 2018
2 balloons are floating in the desert
one says to the other, - Careful, there is a cactusssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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︎ Sep 21 2017
How do you call something that's sweet and lives in the desert?
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︎ Nov 08 2014
Why do you never go hungry in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
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︎ Aug 04 2017
Why don't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Why is it you will never starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Why canβt a man starve in the desert?
Because of all of the sand which is there.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
Why is it you'll never starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand wich is there.
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︎ Aug 23 2019
You'll never starve in the desert...
Because of all the sand-which-is there.
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︎ Feb 27 2018
What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?
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