~ I just died in your arms tonight ~
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Napping in your humans's arms is so relaxing
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βWhat is honor compared to a woman's love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms, or the memory of a brother's smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.β (Spoilers Extended)
This line moves me more than any other in ASOIAF. What are some of the other poignant lines?
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Itβs not Gay if itβs your brother in arms -Leonidas
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︎ Dec 11 2019
[WP] You picked up an injured cat and patched it up overnight. The next morning, you woke up to see a family of witches standing beside your bed, and one of them is holding the injured cat in her arms. That witch said, βMy cat wants to adopt you. So youβre now one of us.β
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︎ Oct 27 2019
ULPT put your drink at the movie theater in the chair next to you so people will think you are saving it for someone. no one will sit next to you and you get to have the extra arm rest
Edit: this is for movie theaters that don't have assigned seating. i honestly didn't even know that was a thing until now
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︎ Sep 29 2019
You feel a tiny pricking sensation in your right arm.
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︎ Mar 04 2020
I love π₯throwers. Jordan Hicks has taken the title. Tayron Guerrero is scary and Kopech has an arm. Is there anyone upcoming in your teams system that we will be talking about soon?
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︎ Dec 15 2019
Question: Does anyone know this position? In my opinion it is the worst position to be stuck in Jiu-Jitsu. It's when you are able to put shoulder pressure on your opponent, with his arm stuck underneath your arm.
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The feeling when you are laying down in bed and put your arm in between your legs to simulate someone spooning you while interlocking your legs together.
The ultimate sign of being touch starved. Imma give you a hug to know itβs okay and valid:
ΰΌΌ γ€ ββ‘β ΰΌ½γ€
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23M. 10 week transformation. 5'10" 169lb. Lost 16 pounds. What's your thoughts on bodyfat percentage? I'm thinking about going from here and bulking about another 10 pounds over the next 4-5 months and really focus on chest and arms. Plan on competing in powerlifting this fall and physique next year
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︎ Mar 07 2020
Sleeping in Your Arms [mamunobeastars1]
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︎ Apr 20 2020
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Nick Nurse on TD- βI'm gonna rattle your cage if you deserve to have it rattled. But I'm gonna put my arm around ya the next day and get on with it, because I believe in the kid."
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Your bro Ditka just got approved to pilot a fleet of these bad boys. This class 8 electric semi will forever change Ditka Logistics, LLC. I already have muscular double-headed eagle decals in production. Catch me on interstate 405, riding w/ my left arm out, smoking Marlboro & listening to Meda
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︎ Jan 30 2020
All I want are heroic maidens and meadows and being in your arms.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Everyone, meet Princess Yona! Sheβs a really sweet, talkative, and gentle girl that will sleep in your arms every night.
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︎ Mar 02 2020
[WP] Your family has had the superpower to harness human malice for devastating effects. Grandma's an arms dealer, dad's a politician, and you? You just make up rumors in high school.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
You werenβt with me long, but I loved you with all my heart. You waited for me to get home from work before curling up in my arms and crossing the rainbow bridge. Iβm happy youβre no longer in pain, but my god does my heart ache. Iβm glad I could give you a loving home in your last days. Jasmine.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
You have super strength but your body is normal. Throwing a punch breaks your arm and sends you flying, leaping tall buildings in single bounds fractures your legs, etc.
AKA Izuku Midoriya syndrome. Discuss.
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[WP] You last saw your wife when she left for work this morning. She just walked in the door and hugs you like she hasn't seen you for a long time. She's wearing unfamiliar clothes, her hair is longer, and you don't remember her arms having muscles. Oh, and she has a sword strapped to her back.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Society wants to cut off your legs arms and brain, put you in a box and make you live there where its average
A place where a man ejaculates a few times a week because "Its healthy for you", a place where you simp around and become pushovers to women, a place where you should work 9-5 never complain and always provide, a place where the weekend is to get drunk and spend your sundays hungover.
Step out of that box, meditate semen retention cold showers excersice diet and begin to experience the extreme power that is somewhere deep inside you, your masculine core that starts to show up and manifest in you and with time it becomes the entire you, you become the best version of yourself that you never saw coming.
Semen retention forever!
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︎ Sep 09 2019
You are a Swadian infantryman in a camp near haringoth Castle, preparing yourself for the war against the Rhodoks. What are some rhodok's jokes you tell to your brothers-in-arms ?
Do you know why the rhodok can't get any girls?
His pike was made of ashwood!
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︎ Dec 16 2019
I canβt just stand by and watch the world go down like this. Everyone arm yourselves with your favorite vodka and join me in putting a stop to this shite.
v.redd.it/04hlsy5645m41
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My 9 year old son found a glitch he was excited for me to share. If youβre killed by another player and respawn in a bed, your arms will follow the camera in third person front view. You can make it look like youβre petting a sheep if you position it correctly.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
In heck, when ever you feel relaxed you cross your arms the way reverse how you've done it your entire life.
Go ahead, try it and hate it.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Sending you love New Zealand. I travelled and painted your beautiful country for 7 months in 2000. It is truly heaven on earth. Wrapping my arms around you.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
when you kick Genichiro's ass in NG+ but he cuts off your arm anyway
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︎ Feb 16 2020
tfw u yeet ur arm in the bathroom completely forgetting youβre wearing a tank top and left your jacket in the classroom and have to awkwardly walk to the nurses office with your hand covering your arm past a bunch of people
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︎ Mar 11 2020
a tier list based on what Arms characters I want/don't want. feel free to leave your opinion in the comments.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Decided to do something different for my birthday today. Arm in a sling, ginger, and 1 year away from 30. Do your worst.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
I need your help. In exchange I offer this rare cannon arm MVPat portrait free of charge
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︎ Jun 10 2019
Guys I graduated, Iβm writing this as this beautiful little girl is sleeping in my arms. I will love her forever. Thanks for all your guys help.
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[WP] Every morning you wake with little cuts and bruises. You have told yourself for years that its just how you move in your sleep. Today, you woke up with a large gash on your arm, a glowing red dagger plunged into the wall, and what looks a lot like a dead angel on the floor
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︎ Feb 01 2019
A shootout to Kid's design..the only truly classic Jaeger/Transformer-like appearance in the game. A head with "eyes", a torso with chests, shoulders, and arm-resembling limbs. Feel free to comment on your favorite bot in terms of looks!
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Do you know any exercises that are good for your arms (not pushups and not in the gym)?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Anyone else have girls who take naps in your arms? Sally is a very clingy lap chicken π΄
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︎ Mar 21 2019
M101 - can you guys please say if you can see the spiral arms with your telescope? I canβt and Iβm quite disappointed. Please also specify the aperture your telescope has (mine is 18β) and if you know, how dark the sky is in your observing site.
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LPT if you want a tattoo in a foreign language, learn how to speak it. Chances that you get what you want increase if you show an interest for the language and not just the select few letters on your arm.
Also, don't go to a caucasian tattoo artist in Florida if you want a Chinese tattoo or something, go to Chinatown.
Speak to them in Chinese and see how they brighten up.
Same goes for whatever other language you want tattooed in your body.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Are your arms breaking out in bumps after long days on bar? Look no further for a solution!
Iβm a shift supervisor so Iβm usually not on bar, but lately Iβve been covering a lot of barista shifts and hopping on bar 2 when itβs busy. I noticed a few weeks ago that my arms were starting to break out in teeny red bumps. I tried showering every day after work, exfoliating, toning my arms...nothing was working.
Finally, out of frustration I started scouring the internet and skincare subreddits. People, it turns out these are not normal pimples, so traditional acne remedies wonβt work on them. Instead, they are caused by the sugar trapped under your skin and growing a type of fungus (super gross, I know).
There is a stupidly simple solution: anti-dandruff shampoo!! This is a cheap and easy to find anti-fungal, but it works like a goddamn charm. Just lather up your arms with Head & Shouldersβ anti-dandruff shampoo, let sit for about a minute, and rinse off. My arms looked better IMMEDIATELY after I got out of the shower.
The more you know!!
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︎ Feb 22 2020
We learned that in 2016 the DNC was operating as an arm of the Hillary campaign while they pretended to be neutral. They had fundraising agreements. Hillary got debate questions beforehand. Now 4 years later if something looks fishy you have to shut off your brain? Preposterous.
twitter.com/KyleKulinski/β¦
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Where do you put your arms in missionary sex position?
I'm usually in a push-up or plank position.
But I occasionally injure my wrist after lifting weights. My wrist is currently strained, and I can't maintain a push up position without it being very painful. The plank position makes my arms really tired and I can't sustain that for more than a few min.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your door step?
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If the government takes away money, what alternative do you think we all would have to turn to? a chip in your arm or a barcode tattoo? And would you get it?
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πRest in peace my sweet, stinky boyπ You were a puddle drinker, a creek swimmer, a stick chewer, a tennis ball hoarder, always hungry, a good boy everyone loved and will miss You died peacefully in my arms today, here at home, in your favourite spot by the door, crossing the rainbow bridge at 12
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