A list of puns related to "Immortality, Inc."
only tuned into the last ~30 minutes of the movie so don't have details about the rest of the plot. pretty sure I saw it in the mid to late 80's or early 90's, but not sure how old it may be (thinking 70's or 80's - it was in decent color).
it's set in a futuristic world, where it's possible to "wish" for almost anything. the lead character (middle age caucasian male) apparently makes a bunch of wishes, including for immortality. at some point, it's revealed (at least to the audience, not sure if the guy knew) that those wishes have a cost, and he needs to pay his tab for all those wishes.
close to the ending scene it shows him running trying to escape capture (in some kind of concrete city?) when he needs to pay his tab. he's eventually captured, and the final scene shows him in a mining pit or something working hard manual labor with other people. the movie tells the viewers something like the guy now has to do thousands of years of labor to pay off his massive tab, and that "immortality is the one wish that is free," alluding to (what I assume is:) the whole wish system thing was set up / devised to somehow trap people (the poor / uneducated?) into slave labor for thousands of years if they used it.
First of all, I'd like to clarify my point of view:
IMO, the whole idea of immortality through creation of human-host hybrids is a huge mislead for Westworld universe. If humanity ever completely "evolves" into hosts, it would literally mean the extinction of human species. The true immortality may be achieved by genetic modifications of the species, by cybernetic implants or the combination of both.
Yeah. No joke. Check this out - http://gamewise.co/games/646/A-War-In-Space/Cheats
Edit: Turns out it's a terrible IOS game that costs 7 dollars.
Unless I'm missing something, CWDT + Immortal call + Inc Duration will cost 123 mana with a level 20 immortal call, 74 mana with a lvl 1 immortal call. (21-36) mana x 140% x 250%
I'm missing something, right?
Feel free to show me your own list or add any offers even if they're not in my [W] list. Keys are all from Humble and EU whenever applicable (all giftlinks unless otherwise specified).
[H]
11-11 Memories Retold
60 Parsecs!
>observer_
A Short Hike
Absolver
Acceleration of SUGURI 2
Aegis Defenders
AI War 2
Ancestors Legacy
Bad North: Jotun Edition
BlazBlue: Chronophantasma Extended
Broken Sword 5: The Serpents Curse
Cryofall
Dark Future: Blood Red States
Dirt Rally 2.0 + 3 DLC's
Evergarden
Exapunks
F1 2019 Anniversary Edition
Fluffy Horde
Fortified
Fortune-499
GRIP +1 DLC
Immortal Redneck
Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth
Kind Words
Laser League
Love is Dead
Mages of Mystralia
MINIT
Middle Earth: Shadow of War
MOTHERGUNSHIP
Mega Man Legacy Collection
NAIRI: Tower of Shirin
Niffelheim
Purrfect Date
Rapture Rejects
Regular Human Basketball
STRAFE: Millennium Edition
SYNTHETIK: Legion Rising
Seven: The Days Long Gone
Shadow of the Tomb Raider
Shadowrun Returns
Shenmue I and II
Shenzhen I/O
Sniper Elite
Sniper Elite V2
Soul Calibur VI
Subterrain
Super Daryl Deluxe
Sword Legacy Omen
Tannenberg
Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure
Teslagrad (Key)
The Division (Survival DLC only)
The Norwood Suite
Trailmakers
Treadnauts
X-Morph: Defense
[W]
High priority:
Forgotton Anne
Gris
Tokyo Dark
Into the Breach
Disgaea 1 and 2
Invisible Inc.
Catherine
Lower priority:
For the King
Darkest Dungeon
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
Night in the Woods
Thimbleweed Park
Contrast
Dying Light
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I have accumulated ~190 keys from the past many Humble Monthly bundles and would like to give those away here.
These games have been redeemed already.
7 Days to Die
911 Operator + Special Resources DLC
AER Memories of Old
Ancestors: The Humankind Odyssey
Armello
Aviary Attorney
BATTLETECH + 2 DLCs
Brigador: Up-Armored Edition
Chasm
Chess Ultra
Cities Skylines + After Dark DLC
Control: Standard Edition
Cultist Simulator
Darkside Detective
Dead Island Definitive Edition
Deponia Doomsday
Duskers
ELEX
Endless Space 2 - Digital Deluxe Edition
Epistory - Typing Chronicles
Fight'N Rage
FROSTPUNK + 1 DLC
GOD EATER 2 Rage Burst - includes GOD EATER 1
GoNNER - Press Jump to Die Edition
GRIS
Hacknet
Hard Reset Redux
Hotshot Racing
Jotun
Jurassic World Evolution + 1 DLC
Kathy Rain
Kingdom Come: Deliverance
Kingdom Two Crowns
Last Day of June
Lost Castle
Lovecraft's Untold stories
Mega Man Legacy Collection
METAL GEAR SOLID V: THE PHANTOM PAIN and the definitive experience DLC.
Minoria
MO: Astray
Mordheim City of the Damned
Morphblade
Mother Russia Bleeds
>observer_
Offworld Trading Company
Okami HD
One Piece Pirate Warriors 3
Opus Magnum
Outward + The Soroboreans and Outward Soundtrack
Overgrowth
PATHFINDER: KINGMAKER ENHANCED PLUS EDITION
Pathologic 2
Plague Inc: Evolved
Poly Bridge
Project CARS 2
Project Highrise
Project Warlock
Q.U.B.E. 2
Raiden V: Director's cut
Rebel Galaxy
Red Faction Guerrilla Re-Mars-tered
Resident Evil Revelations
Rising Storm 2: Vietnam + 2 DLCs
Seven: The Days Long Gone
Shenmue I && II
Shenzen I/O
Slime Rancher
Sniper Elite
Song of horror complete edition
SOULCALIBUR VI
Sundered
Surviving Mars
SYNTHETIK: Legion Rising
The Banner Saga
The Bard's Tale IV: Director's Cut
The Escapists - Base game + 4 DLCs
The Turing Test
This is the Police II
Tower Unite
Town of Salem
Trine 4: The Nightmare Prince
Turok 2: Seeds of Evil
Valkyria Chronicles 4 Complete Edition
Vampire the masquerade - Shadows of New York
Wandersong
Warhammer: Chaosbane
Warhammer: Vermintide 2 - Collector's Edition
~~Werewolf: The Apocaly
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Prices are USD based. Primarily looking for Amazon Gift Cards.
Willing to negotiate prices and work out a deal that works for both of us. I am looking to sell everything and cash out of reddit.
#Here is a list of games that I have:
##Tier 5 - Highest Tier
7 Days to Die
Battle Academy Bundle includes:
Battle Academy 2 + Battle of Kursk DLC
Batman Arkham Origins
BioShock Infinite
Cities Skyline + After Dark DLC
Dead Rising 3 Apocalypse Edition
Devil May Cry (2013)
Distant Worlds Universe
Dungeon Siege Collection
Europa Universalis IV
God Eater 2 Rage Burst includes Resurrection
Hello Neighbor
Just Cause 3 XXL Edition
Legacy of Kain Collection
Megadimension Neptunia VII + Deluxe Edition DLC
Megadimension Neptunia VIIR + Deluxe Edition DLC
Moonlighter
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN: Ultimate Ninja STORM Revolution
Pandora First Contact
Pike and Shot Campaigns
Redout Enhanced Edition
Resident Evil 6
Road Redemption
Sega Mega Drive Genesis Classics
Sid Meier's Civilization V
Stellaris
Street Fighter V Arcade Edition
Sword Art Online Fatal Bullet
Warhammer 40,000 Mechanicus
X-Com Enemy Unknown + X-Com Enemy Within
##Tier 4 - High
11-11 Memories Retold
911 Operator + Special Resources DLC
Absolver
Alone in the Dark Anthology
Ash of Gods Redemption
Ashes of the Singularity Escalation
Battlestations Collection
Battle Chef Brigade
Blackguards 2
Darksiders II Deathinitive Edition
**Deadfall Adventures Digital D
... keep reading on reddit β‘The nurse asked the rabbit, βwhat is your blood type?β
βI am probably a type Oβ said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
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Alright degenerates, here it is: ENTRY position north of $25,000,000 all on one stock and as a single humble retail investor. To my knowledge, nobody here YOLOed like this on the way in:
my initial $25m bet. planning to add more.
If you apes canβt read a couple pages, go blow your load on AMC calls now and donβt waste your time any further. For those able to sit for a few goddamn minutes and think critically, join me on my way to the 3 comma club. To do this, you are gonna need to know (1) who I am, (2) why I am desperate and you should be too, (3) why Cassava is an insanely good bet, and (4) who is trying to fuck me (and to fuck YOU, if you are smart enough to invest).
So drink your Adderall-Coladas (giggity), tell your wifeβs boyfriend he will need to make dinner for her tonight (not just breakfast), and prepare to add some wrinkles to that baby bottom smooth frontal lobe of yours.
Tl;dr: Iβm rich and Iβm gonna get Alzheimerβs and that fucking sucks. You donβt really need to read the rest here but whatever.
I, like you, am a regular Joe that has an 8 figure net worth. No you jackass, I was not given βa small loanβ from daddy and I donβt get pissed on by hookers with Putin in the Moscow Rit
... keep reading on reddit β‘The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
Prices FIRM - CashApp/Venmo/PayPal Friends & Family
Disney/Marvel titles are split codes. Only redeem what you pay for. Thank you.
1917 (2019) (MA/4K) $7 | (MA/HD) $3.50
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) (MA/4K) $6.25
2012 (2009) & Godzilla (1998) (MA/HD) $7.75
21 Bridges (2019) (iTunes/4K) $3
22 Jump Street (2014) (MA/HD) $5.75 | (MA/SD) $2.50
3 From Hell (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $4.25
300 (2007) (MA/4K) $6.25
42: The Jackie Robinson Story (2013) (MA/HD) $2
47 Ronin (2013) (MA/4K) $6.50 | (iTunes/4K) $6 | (MA/HD) $2.75
A Bad Moms Christmas (2017) (iTunes/4K) $3.25
A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood (2019) (MA/HD) $6
A Boy Named Charlie Brown (1969) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/HD) $5
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) (Vudu/HD) $5
A Clockwork Orange (1972) (MA/4K) $6.25
A Cure for Wellness (2017) (MA/HD) $5.50
A Million Ways to Die in the West (2014) (iTunes/HD) Ports to MA $3.50
A Monster Calls (2016) (MA/HD) $5 | (iTunes/HD) $3.25
A Quiet Place Part II (2020) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/4K) $6.50
A Streetcar Named Desire (1951) (MA/HD) $5.50
A Wrinkle in Time (2018) (MA/HD) $4 | (GP/HD) $2.25
Accountant (2016) (MA/4K) $6.25 | (MA/HD) $5.75
Action Point (2018) (Vudu/HD) $3 | (iTunes/4K) $2.25
Ad Astra (2019) (MA/HD) $5
After Earth (2013) (MA/HD) $3.25
Aladdin (1992) (MA/HD) $3.75 | (GP/HD) $2.25
Aladdin (2019) (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $4.75 | (GP/HD) $1.75
Alice Through the Looking Glass (2016) (MA/HD) $6.50 | (GP/HD) $4.75
Alien (1979) (MA/4K) $7.50 | (iTunes/4K) (MA/HD) $6.75
Alien: Covenant (2017) (MA/HD) (iTunes/4K) $2.50
Alita: Battle Angel (2019) (MA/4K) $7 | (MA/HD) $4.75
All The Money In The World (2017) (MA/HD) $3.50 | (MA/SD) $1.50
All the Way (2016) (Vudu/HD) $6 | (GP/HD) $4
Amazing Spider-Man (2012) (MA/HD) $6.25
American Assassin (2017) (Vudu/HD) (iTunes/4K) $2.25
American Gangster (Extended Edition) (2007) (MA/4K) $7
American Sniper (2014) (MA/4K) $6.25 | (MA/HD) $1
Angry Birds Movie (2016) (MA/4K) $7 | (MA/HD) $4.25
Anna (2019) (Vudu/4K) (iTunes/4K) $5.75
Annabelle (2014) (MA/4K) $6.25 | (MA/HD) $4.50
Annabelle Comes Homes (2019) (MA/4K) $6.25 | (MA/HD) $5.75
Annabelle Creation (2017) (MA/4K) $6.25 | (MA/HD) $6
Annihilation (2018) (Vudu/HD) $3.50 | (iTunes/4K) $2.25
Ant-Man (2015) (MA/4K) $6.50 | (iTunes/4K) $5.50 | (GP/HD) $2.50
Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) (MA/4K) $7.50 | (iTunes/4K) $6 | (GP/HD) $3
Antz (1998) (MA/HD) $6.50
Apocalypse Now (Multiple Versions) (Vudu/4K) $8.25
Apollo 13 (1995) (MA/4K) (iTunes/4K
... keep reading on reddit β‘How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For the curious types, the following is a compendium of all major studios acquired by Microsoft under the recently announced Activision Blizzard acquisition along with the various games and technologies they've developed/worked on in the past.
Games have a publication / release year (where applicable) in parentheses along with the studio's role in that game's development (assisted on the game, got an assist from another studio, co-developer, lead developer etc).
The list is by no means exhaustive and any inaccuracies due to errors or omissions are mostly on my end.
Feel free to show me your own list or add any offers even if they're not in my [W] list. Not interested in paypal, csgo or tf keys. Keys are all from Humble and EU whenever applicable (all giftlinks unless otherwise specified).
[H]
CoD:WWII (EU)
Kind Words
Love is Dead
A Short Hike
MOTHERGUNSHIP
60 Parsecs!
Love is Dead
NAIRI: Tower of Shirin
A Short Hike
Absolver
Tannenberg
MINIT
The Division (Survival DLC only)
>observer_
Immortal Redneck
Mega Man Legacy Collection
Purrfect Date
Seven: The Days Long Gone
Sniper Elite
Sniper Elite V2
Sudden Strike 4
Fortified
Ken Follett's The Pillars of the Earth
Teslagrad (Key)
Acceleration of SUGURI 2
Laser League
Subterrain
Super Daryl Deluxe
Broken Sword 5: The Serpents Curse
Shadowrun Returns
Rapture Rejects
Treadnauts
Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure
Fortune-499
The Norwood Suite
BlazBlue: Chronophantasma Extended
STRAFE: Millennium Edition
[W]
High priority:
Forgotton Anne
Tokyo Dark
The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky
Plague Inc.
Disgaea 1 and 2
Lower priority:
The Curse of Monkey Island
For the King
Planescape Torment EE
Darkest Dungeon
Rollercoaster Tycoon 2
Night in the Woods
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