Images (book) Puns

A list of puns related to "Images (book)"

How does Baloo survive in the forest in the Jungle Book?

By doing the bear-minimum

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👤︎ u/i_look_good_in_black
📅︎ Nov 30 2022
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I saw a magistrate walking on the street and he had covered himself with a blanket which had pornographic images.

However, the cop who saw him, didn't take any action.

I asked why, and the cop responded,

"Never book a judge by its cover."

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 21 2019
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This happened about 15 years ago but it still makes me laugh, thanks Dad...

When I was about 5/6 I was filling out one of those "FunFax" books (Image for reference).

I started filling out the page about me and I got to the section on allergies. Unaware that I had any, I asked my dad "Do I have any allergies?"

My Dad replied "Yeah, soap"

Obviously at the age of 5/6 I didn't realise he was joking, we found the book a few years later to find I actually wrote "Soap" down.

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👤︎ u/joebell93
📅︎ Mar 07 2014
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