A list of puns related to "Illegal number"
I just came up with joke and thought I would test the waters:
Aquaman has been ruling Atlantis for a number of years and finally finds himself bored with the straight and narrow path. He decides he'll commit a crime to shake things up a bit and enlists the help of one of his sea creature friends to be his getaway.
Although his crime is fairly minor, he's still caught and taken to jail. His wife comes to bail him out and asks the officer what he actually did.
"He was illegally parked, ma'am," the officer replies.
"Seriously? Why didn't you just ticket him?"
"That wasn't the issue. The problem was that he did it on porpoise."
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