A list of puns related to "Ice Pickin'"
Ice Pickin - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2d0Yjf2Camw4FS4YbnkdXZwIy0Z6x7rP
https://open.spotify.com/album/7K0AX1jtXt1iLCtPLM3dab?si=DPegIE9_S7CjK7RwhOUgNA
Blues from the gutter - https://open.spotify.com/album/6tBbwtL1simKd3VF6jE5dL?si=o5yyYtC3QMWMnEnrQSxOQg
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkiJjvPDdKW6hTYCcU_xSbU7thYZrHeI6
Sorry I didn't do album of the week last week. I've been busy. I know I always say I'll try and do weekly posts on time but never do so sorry about that too.
YouTube Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXw0zkKVdpY
Phil
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!
Wife: No you're not.
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
I can't post pics so I'm just gonna copy them:
PONC (People Of No Color)
Melanin Deficient (what???)
Mayo Monkeys (top 5 ngl)
Snow Roaches (another one in the top 5)
Snow Rats
Paper (thats it, just "paper.")
Crackers (very original)
Colonizers
Bleach Demons ( GNARLY! )
No Purpose Flour (will fit in this sub very well (: )
Cornstarch Crusaders
Salt Shakers (so F U N K Y ! )
Expired Cheese (again... What???)
Marshmallow Minions (top 3)
Unwhipped Cream ( :/ )
Garlic Goblins (very solid)
Milk Crickets (ya darn whippersnaper)
Lice Attractors
Elmer's Glue (Suits Ahoy!)
Yeast Yetis (idk how i feel about this)
A Child Of The Chalk (by my friends call me Chalk Child)
Vanilla Discharge (has to be the worst, right?)
Boiled Chicken (nope)
Flashback Mary
Marshmallow Monkeys (mmm...)
Ranch Racoons (i like this)
Dandruff Clumps (Gross!)
Yogurt Yodelers (you horsefaced berry pickin' scoundrel!)
Lint Leeches
Salty Scallywags (this is a slur???)
Styrofoam Cups
Unscented Candles (candles, they're called candles)
Pasty Parasites
Culture Vultures (needs more spice (no pun intended)
Vanilla Vultures (much better)
Ice Chimps
Vanilla Gorillas
Cultureless Neanderthals (too wordy)
Oatmeal (thats a thing already)
Yeast Maggots
Tighty Whites (lol my favorite)
Soup Cookies (like... Croutons?)
String Cheese
What was your favorite new slur? And what are your expectations for the 2021 winter season drop?
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
and not:
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
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