Uusien ihmisten tapaaminen ja heidän kanssaan jutteleminen ei ollut koskaan niin helppoa tällaisille uunoille. Toisin kuin naamakirjassa, Irc-galleriassa kuplista ja algoritmeista ei ollut tietoakaan. Toisin kuin tinderissä, mesessä kyse ei ollut siitä et ollaan etsimässä heilaa.
Irc-galleriassa parasta oli kuinka mitätön se kynnys oli laittaa viestiä täysin tuntemattomille. Ihan kelle tahansa. Oli tajuttoman helppoa löytää uusia profiileja jotka eivät olleet niitä kavereiden kavereita, ja täysin normaalia kommentoida jollekulle et hei, onpa hieno kuva! Ja siitä sitten monesti alkoi viestien heittely puolelta toiselle. Ja kun sitä sitten jatkui tarpeeksi kauan saattoi kysyä et oisko hei meseä?
Mese se vasta parasta oli. Mitä vittua microsoft, mikä meni vikaan? Mese oli täysin ylivoimainen virtuaalinen olohuone! Tietokone oli aina auki, niin mesekin oli auki, ja sieltä näkyi keitä oli paikalla. Kynnys laittaa viestiä Diablossa törmättyihin pelikavereihin oli yhtä pieni kuin naapurin Jonnelle. Oli pelejä mitä pelata, piirtämismahdollisuus, ääniviestit ja ties mitä. Niin monta hyvää vuotta ja myöhään valvottuja öitä kun oli helppoa puhua milloin kenellekin, oli se sitten se harrastuskaveri samasta kaupungista, tai pelikaveri Atlantin toiselta puolelta.
Kylläpä ketuttaa kun hyvät asiat piti pilata.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
