A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I’m thinking of a word. Starts with P and doesn’t have an ending

it’s Pi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MINECRAFT-BEE7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and noticed the clock turn to midnight.

I thought, β€œSame shit. Different day.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Can I tell you what letters come between M and P? NO
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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5yo son: "I'm going to make a P for parking...I know how to make a P"

Me: I would hope so...otherwise you'd still need diapers!

Wife chucked, 5-year-old groaned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndgeek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2015
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My son called me a simp, after I googled what it meant, I said

then you're a simpson.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Shout out to whoever first came up with the idea to shred cheese.

It was a grate idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RikM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Last night, I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 p.m. and the clock struck midnight.

I thought, β€œSame shit, different day.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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