19 Hilarious I the South Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I just visited a coastal town in the south of France.

Which was Nice.

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👤︎ u/baguitosPT

📅︎ Feb 13 2022

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I think South Korea has the highest gender imbalance at birth

There're lots of sons.

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👤︎ u/vietlinh12hoa

📅︎ Nov 14 2021

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My girlfriend told me that she was worried she was turning into a costal area at the southwestern tip of the Gower Peninsula in south Wales. I said to her...

Don't be Rhossili Bae

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👤︎ u/AlRedux

📅︎ Sep 16 2020

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I was shocked to see the Memorial Day pool party videos from the south, but I can't really say I blame them...

Because Missouri loves company.

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👤︎ u/spiky3420

📅︎ May 26 2020

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When I was in the capital of South Korea, I bought new shoes pads...

I felt like a new man, walking about with my new inSeouls.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 16 2020

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Today my wife said "I would love to go to the south of France one day"

I said that would be Nice

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👤︎ u/spaceman_spiff19

📅︎ Jul 11 2019

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I recently did a tour of South Korea that included every city except the capital.

While I enjoyed it, I felt the trip had no Seoul.

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👤︎ u/TD_KingJason

📅︎ Feb 20 2020

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I think Kim Jong Un really stepped over the line when he visited South Korea

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👤︎ u/Matsas11

📅︎ Apr 27 2018

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I was with this Siberian girl the other night, we were talking, having fun. Things started to escalate so I asked her to take this down south

But she wasn't really Inuit

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👤︎ u/yveli

📅︎ Nov 09 2019

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[totally true story just happened to me:] *the setup* staying in an airbnb... another guest arrives, he is a neuro-surgeon from south korea... interviewing at UCSF - I built that hosptial, so said to him

Wow, neuro-surgeon huh... I'd like to pick your brain....

He did not get it...

(those type of pun opportunities dont come to mind that often...) ((another one bitches))

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👤︎ u/Sarah_Connor

📅︎ Apr 27 2017

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I started teaching Spanish to Americans who live in the South.

Se habla Espan y’all.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 08 2018

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I got a house in a South American nation, but the weather seems odd.

Even in the summer, its still Chile outside.

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👤︎ u/Mutant_Llama1

📅︎ Dec 12 2016

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I'm sailing on the Mediterranean right now and I see storm clouds to the south.

I guess the rain's down in Africa.

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👤︎ u/Ridley_Himself

📅︎ Jan 28 2019

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I live in the south and every winter I invest a few dollars into bread companies

It’s my best bet at making dough during the winter weather

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👤︎ u/Da_Braz

📅︎ Dec 31 2017

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I've always wanted a narrow land bridge between Hampshire and an island off the south coast of England.

I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux

📅︎ Nov 08 2018

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So I dadjoked a friend of mine while he was traveling through the south....

Me - "where are you?" Friend - "I'm in Mississippi" Me - "Does Mr. Ssippi know about this?" Friend - "I hate you"

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👤︎ u/Ricklethepickle

📅︎ Jul 19 2014

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I asked my dad about our itinerary for this summers vacation in the southwest. He said we will start at the south rim of the Grand Canyon.

It's the perfect jumping off point.

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👤︎ u/Synisive

📅︎ Feb 05 2018

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I've never seen a movie about the South

Just the trailers.

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👤︎ u/UserCheckNamesOut

📅︎ Jul 30 2017

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I had a layover in South Korea on my way to the Philippines.

Met a nice Korean girl while sitting in the airport. I realized we had a lot of stuff in common, so we exchanged numbers before I left, and we're still friends today.

Sometimes I call her my Seoul Mate, but I don't know.

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👤︎ u/kayneargand

📅︎ Jun 23 2017

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