A list of puns related to "I Wish You a Merry Christmas"
"Merry Christmas. I hope you get exactly what you deserve."
I promise, this never fails to raise eyebrows, but ultimately it's a nice Christmas wish :)
My daughter was happily singing "We Wish you a Merry Christmas" in the bath, for 'tis the season. My wife returned home and from downstairs called "I can hear some beautiful singing from somewhere!"
Me: "Yes, I think we have a siren in the bath!"
Daughter, without skipping a beat: "Nee naa, nee naa, nee naa!"
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