Jack Halloran Puns

Just finished the audiobook (which was outstanding) and this is, (combined with how much King threw around the n word with zero retaliation or consequence from any of the characters...I know it was a different time, but come on) seemed totally unlike Wendy. Halloran saved her and Doc's life, risked his own, battled some insane evil spirits, and was just a pure soul. Did I maybe miss the part where she shares the insurance money with him and that's the restaurant he opens at the end or something? Or is this just another case where the person of color is reduced to the "magical" but ultimately nonmaterial character.

I also don't understand why Wendy would want to forget it ever happened when she knows her son is going to be all fucked up for life plus has the shining. He's going to need to bring it up once in a while, Ma. I assume she's just still so in shock and has to process the trauma in that certain way for now.

CONNACHT: 15. Tiernan O'Halloran, 14. John Porch, 13. Sam Arnold, 12. Bundee Aki, 11. Matt Healy, 10. Jack Carty (c), 9. Kieran Marmion, 1. Matthew Burke, 2. Shane Delahunt, 3. Finlay Bealham, 4. Oisin Dowling, 5. Niall Murray, 6. Cian Prendergast, 7. Conor Oliver, 8. Jarrad Butler.

Replacements: 16. David Heffernan, 17. Tietie Tuimauga, 18. Jack Aungier, 19. Ultan Dillane, 20. Paul Boyle, 21. Caolin Blade, 22. Conor Fitzgerald, 23. Tom Farrell

LEICESTER TIGERS: 15. Bryce Hegarty, 14. Freddie Steward, 13. Matt Scott, 12. Juan Pablo Socino, 11. Kini Murimurivalu, 10. Freddie Burns, 9. Richard Wigglesworth, 1. Ellis Genge (c), 2. Nic Dolly, 3. Joe Heyes, 4. Harry Wells, 5. Calum Green, 6. Ollie Chessum, 7. Tommy Reffell, 8. Jasper Wiese.

Replacements: 16. Charlie Clare, 17. James Whitcombe, 18. Nephi Leatigaga, 19. Tom Manz, 20. Francois van Wyk, 21. Jack van Poortvliet, 22. Dan Kelly, 23. Hosea Saumaki

Ref: Mathieu Raynal (France)

CONNACHT

Tiernan O’Halloran; John Porch, Sammy Arnold, Bundee Aki, Mack Hansen; Jack Carty, Kieran Marmion; Matthew Burke, Dave Heffernan, Finlay Bealham; Ultan Dillane, Oisín Dowling; Cian Prendergast, Conor Oliver, Jarrad Butler.

Replacements: Shane Delahunt, Tietie Tuimauga, Dominic Robertson-McCoy, Eoghan Masterson, Abraham Papali’i, Matthew Devine, Conor Fitzgerald, Tom Farrell

MUNSTER

Mike Haley; Andrew Conway, Chris Farrell, Damian de Allende, Shane Daly; Ben Healy, Craig Casey; Dave Kilcoyne, Niall Scannell, Stephen Archer; Jean Kleyn, Fineen Wycherley; Jack O’Donoghue, Alex Kendellen, Gavin Coombes.

Replacements*:* Diarmuid Barron, Jeremy Loughman, Keynan Knox, Thomas Ahern, Jack Daly, Neil Cronin, Jack Crowley, Rory Scannell.

No drinking rules, it's dry January!

Recently I was arguing about the Wendy Theory with someone and it felt like it took a lot of liberties and assumed many things we aren't shown in the movie. I do feel there is a lot of things not shown in the movie but I think it's for a different reason.

My current theory is that there are different psychic visions from Danny and Halloran, possibly The Overlooks point of view, reality and scenes from Jack's head or possibly from his book all happening at the same time in the Shining and they are assigned colors on screen to let keen viewers in on what we are seeing, I also think light switches and light fixtures play a role in deciphering this. Throughout the entire movie though Kubrick puts this together into a cohesive narrative that somewhat follows the book. So think of it as 5 movies from different points of view including Wendy possibly.

The first bit of red we see is cars in the Overlook parking lot and on the Native portrait before we walk into Ullman's Office. Ullman has The Red Book on his desk titled The Red Book (The whole Carl Jung connection is explained in other people's theory videos) and Ullman is wearing a Red Jacket and white shirt with Red Stripes. Plus the US Flag is on the desk adding red. Later in the movie he is wearing brown, I don't think this is coincidence. I believe whenever we see red on screen we are seeing a vision that Danny is having. (Yes I know I've skipped over Catcher in The Rye and the glasses that both Danny and Wendy are drinking out of. I believe both are foreshadowing clues and not smoking guns).

I think the scene where we pass the door with the Dopey sticker that has red instead of green is the main indicator that there is a color scheme to the movie. We haven't met Dick Halloran yet and later on I will show that I believe his color of his psychic visions is green and this is why Dopey appears red and not green. Not that we are in one of Danny's hallucinations at this point but I believe he is hallucinating in his head after we see the Dopey sticker. In his head he is seeing more red, the hotel lobby filling with blood.

Next we are in reality (I think) and as Wendy leaves Danny's room to talk to the doctor we see no sticker on the door. This perhaps is us being sent back to reality? I believe for a moment we are in reality but as Red becomes a prominent on screen color again in Wendy's shirt I think Danny is witnessing the conversation. The book on the table says "The Wise Child" and it is in several shots a

The Donner Party and The Shining

I recently watched the movie The Shining for the first time. In the movie when the Torrances are on their way to the Overlook Hotel they talk about the Donner party, something I had never heard of before. That scene got me interested in learning more about what the Donner party was, and after doing some research and watching the movie over and over, I noticed quite a few similarities between the Donner Party and The Shining.

Please help me add to the list if you can think of any other similarities, or let me know if anything needs to be "corrected".

Donner party - 42 people died Shining - 42 on Danny's shirt, Danny and Wendy watch the "Summer of 42" on television

Donner party - first man to die: Luke Halloran Shining - first man to die: Dick Halloran(edit: The spelling of Dick's last name is Halloran. Someone pointed this out in the comments. thanks)

Donner party- 5 months from start of journey on the Oregon trail (May 12) until reaching the Sierra Naveda mountains where they became snowbound (early November). Shining - 5 months from the time the Torrances left Vermont until reaching the Overlook Hotel where they also became snowbound. Jack refers to the time as "five months on the wagon". Also the Overlook's season is 5 months from May to October.

Donner party - travel in covered wagons Shining - Jack drove a Volkswagen (when Jack gets to the Overlook for his interview there are 42 cars in the parking lot. (Edit: there are more than 42 cars in the parking lot) All different types of wagons: station wagons, VWs, Wagoneers...

Donner party - they didn't follow the established trail which ultimately lead to their demise, misguided by Lansford Hastings Shining - in the maze, Jack didn't follow the established trail which ultimately lead to his demise, misguided by Danny

Donner party - began journey on Oregon trail, Independence, Missouri Shining - Jack becomes the ghost of the man who is in the picture of a party dated July 4th (Independence Day)

Donner party - travels the Oregon trail which takes you to California or Oregon Shining - Jack tells Loyd he's "the best bartender from Timbuktu (California) To Portland, Maine (Manifest Destiny) or to Portland, Oregano for that matter"

Donner party - George Donner's (the father of the Donner family) hand was badly cut while he was making a new axel for his broken down wagon on October 31 (he died 5 months later in March) Shining - Jack's hand was badly cut (by Wendy)

PERTH GLORY 1 • 1 ADELAIDE UNITED

Perth Glory Goalscorers: Bruno Fornaroli (40')

Adelaide United Goalscorers: Kusini Yengi (23')

Competition: 2021/22 Isuzu UTE A-League Regular Season (Matchweek 1)

Venue: HBF Park, Perth, Western Australia

Date: Saturday, November 20th, 2021

Kickoff: 7:05pm AWST, 9:35pm ACDT

Referee: Adam Kersey

Attendance: 17,198 (Capacity: 20,500)

TV Broadcast: Sky Sport 4 (NZ)

Streams: Paramount+ (AUS), Sky Go (NZ), YouTube (Countries without a broadcast deal)

Matchtracker Link: ESPN

Where the League Form Guide would usually go if this wasn't the first week of the season

Last Time They Met: PER 2-1 ADL May 19th, 2021

PERTH GLORY

 

ADELAIDE UNITED

#FT: Rangers 2-0 St Johnstone

Rangers scorers: Alfredo Morelos (43'), Ryan Kent (49')

Venue: Ibrox Stadium

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LINE-UPS

Rangers

Allan McGregor, Calvin Bassey, Connor Goldson, Borna Barisic Nathan Patterson, James Tavernier, Glen Kamara, Scott Arfield, Joe Aribo, Alfredo Morelos, Ryan Kent Fashion Sakala, Ianis Hagi.

Subs: Scott Wright, John Lundstram, Jon McLaughlin, Juninho Bacuna, Jack Simpson.

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St Johnstone

Zander Clark, Liam Gordon, Jamie McCart, James Brown, Liam Craig, Jacob Butterfield Craig Bryson, Reece Devine, Shaun Rooney, Eetu Vertainen Stevie May, Michael O'Halloran Viv Solomon-Otabor, Ali Crawford.

Subs: Lars Dendoncker, Hayden Muller, Callum Booth, Elliot Parish.

MATCH STATS | via BBC

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

43' Goal! Rangers 1, St. Johnstone 0. Alfredo Morelos (Rangers) header from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Connor Goldson following a corner.

45' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Stevie May replaces Eetu Vertainen.

46' Liam Gordon (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

49' Goal! Rangers 2, St. Johnstone 0. Ryan Kent (Rangers) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Alfredo Morelos.

58' Scott Arfield (Rangers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

68' Substitution, Rangers. Fashion Sakala replaces Ryan Kent.

68' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Viv Solomon-Otabor replaces Michael O'Halloran.

72' Liam Craig (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card.

79' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Craig Bryson replaces Jacob Butterfield.

79' Substitution, Rangers. Nathan Patterson replaces Borna Barisic.

80' Jamie McCart (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

^___________

#FT: Brisbane Roar 0-0 Adelaide United

Venue: Moreton Daily Stadium

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Brisbane Roar

Macklin Freke, Kai Trewin, Anton Milinaric, Scott Neville, Jay O'Shea, Jesse Daley (Ville Matti Steinmann), Rahmat Akbari (Henry Hore), Corey Brown, Jack Hingert (Josh Brindell-South), Nikola Mileusnic (Juan Eduardo Lescano), Luke Ivanovic (Jez Lofthouse).

Subs: Nicholas Olsen, Jordan Holmes.

^____________________________

Adelaide United

James Delianov, Michael Jakobsen, Jacob Tratt, Joshua Cavallo (Nicholas Ansell), Javi López, Isaías (Joe Caletti), Louis D'Arrigo (Bernardo Oliveira), Stefan Mauk, Kusini Yengi, Ryan Kitto (Craig Goodwin), Ben Halloran (Mohamed Toure).

Subs: Joe Gauci.

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

19' Jesse Daley (Brisbane Roar FC) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Javi López (Adelaide United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

45' Substitution, Adelaide United. Joe Caletti replaces Isaías.

45' Substitution, Brisbane Roar FC. Josh Brindell-South replaces Jack Hingert.

48' Joe Caletti (Adelaide United) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

55' Substitution, Brisbane Roar FC. Juan Eduardo Lescano replaces Nikola Mileusnic.

55' Substitution, Adelaide United. Craig Goodwin replaces Ryan Kitto.

60' Anton Mlinaric (Brisbane Roar FC) is shown the yellow card.

60' Stefan Mauk (Adelaide United) is shown the yellow card.

64' Substitution, Brisbane Roar FC. Matti Steinmann replaces Jesse Daley.

68' Substitution, Adelaide United. Bernardo Oliveira replaces Louis D'Arrigo.

70' Substitution, Brisbane Roar FC. Henry Hore replaces Rahmat Akbari.

70' Substitution, Brisbane Roar FC. Jez Lofthouse replaces Luke Ivanovic.

82' Substitution, Adelaide United. Mohamed Toure replaces Ben Halloran.

82' Substitution, Adelaide United. Nicholas Ansell replaces Joshua Cavallo.

89' [](

Total Drama Action Episode 27:

"Tonight is the night we've been waiting for all year, the Gemmie awards! That's when our fave TV stars get dressed up and take home the gold."

"I am so pumped for this! Are you, Josh?"

"The shoes!"

"The hair!"

"Aah!"

"Welcome back to Celebrity Manhunt! We thought we'd pay tribute to this year's most famous reality TV show cast: the teens who braved it all on the set of Total Drama Island and Total Drama Action."

"They're nominated in the category of Best Reality Ensemble."

"No doubt."

"Love it!"

"Total Drama may have ended, but the drama goes on and on, and our crack team of undercover gossip reporters have been super busy this year. Poser Boy got his party on; Miss Know-It-All was caught with her pants down in Paris. Zut alors!"

"The Celebrity Manhunt cameras caught them all, even Gwen spotting Heather's three-ounce weight gain."

"We've been measuring the popularity of this famous gang using our amazing, awe-inspiring Celebrity Manhunt Drama Machine!"

"Let's start with Total Drama's newest BFFs. Last season, Lindsay plucked Beth from the depths of geekdom and became her gal-pal."

"...literally."

"Ooh, poor Beth. Her parents had to sell their car just to bail them out after months in the slammer."

"Lindsay will totally bring it; she is a style super-diva, on and off the red carpet."

"Next up: post-Drama bods. This year, we saw major improvement and fitness fiasco."

"Harold let himself go, but Eva pumped herself up. Way up."

"Someone's gonna blow a sweat valve."

"Hm-heh-heh! Nice one, Owen! DJ also took to the airwaves."

"...only problem was, people did. DJ, what were you thinking? We tracked down Momma to answer a few questions."

"While DJ and his Momma aired their dirty laundry, we went looking for more."

"...or any sign of him. Noah, where are you?"

"Meanwhile, our cameras were hot on the trail of another Total Drama man of mystery."

"Can someone tell me just how Heather got her celeb status? That girl gives dirt a bad name."

"Me, too! Grumpy Gwen doesn't wear the teen uniform; she's weird and awesome and the total anti-Heather."

"Then came Heather's online attack."

"Brr! Gwen couldn't let this go; she had to retaliate, which is too bad; she's so much better than that."

"Eww!"

"Mhm, what is it with guys and catfights?"

"A major celebrity's arriving at the red carpet."

"It's stubble-boy Chris McLean."

"Chris, you must be dying to see the Total Drama cast again."

"The teenagers

Killer: The Caretaker

Jack was taken by the entity right before he freezes to death in the snow.

Killer weapons: Fire axe and Mallet (Jack Torrence used a mallet in the book.)

Killer outfits: Legendary skin: Possessed Danny from Doctor Sleep.

Breaking Animation: Similar to huntress’ breaking animation except he says “Here’s Johnny!”

Power: The Caretakers base speed is 95 but when in chase he tiers up in speed when in tier one he is default speed in tier two he’s speed is 150 and in tier three his speed is 205. But when the survivor escapes he tiers back down to tier one.

Perks: Here’s Johnny (When The Caretaker breaks something any survivor that’s in a 4/6/8 meter radius they suffer from the exposed status for 15 seconds.)

Hex: All Work No Play: (Every time a survivor is Moried or sacrificed and the hex totem is not cleansed 2/4/6 seconds are added to opening the exit gate.)

Great Party isn’t it: When you find the obsession but they escape a phantom form the overlook points you in the direction of the obsession for 1/2/4 seconds.

The caretakers perks are based off of a concept video from Youtube.

Mori animation: Survivor tries to crawl away but they get pulled by the leg and Jack then swings his axe or mallet six times onto the survivors body and finally jams it into the back of the survivors head.

Maps: Overlook Hotel and the campground from the book version of doctor sleeps final act.

Survivor: Adult Danny Torrence.

Danny was taken by the entity right before the overlook blew up in doctor sleep even though this would retcon the ending.

Survivor outfits: Legendary outfit: Wendy and legendary outfit: Halloran.

Perks: Watch Out!: When in the terror radius of the killer and the killer is within 8/10/14 meters of another survivor they will see the killers aura for 3/4/6 seconds.

Astro Projection: Hide inside a locker and press Triangle/Y/M1 to spectate a survivor (a part from yourself) closest to the killer for 20/40/60 seconds but be careful the killer can still find you and if the killer does find you the perk gets canceled.

Shine on: when healing a survivor or doing a generator the closest survivor sees your aura for 6/8/12 seconds.

All of Danny’s perks are original except for the first one which was suggested by u/uwubbuyou

Also if you are the obsession and the killer is the caretaker you will see the ghosts of the overlook.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Connacht: Tiernan O’Halloran, John Porch, Tom Farrell, Tom Daly, Mack Hansen, Jack Carty, Kieran Marmion; Jordan Duggan, Dave Heffernan, Finlay Bealham, Oisin Dowling, Ultan Dillane, Cian Prendergast, Jarrad Butler (captain), Abraham Papali’i.

Replacements: Shane Delahunt, Matthew Burke, Jack Aungier, Leva Fifita, Conor Oliver, Caolin Blade, Paul Boyle, Sammy Arnold.

Bulls: Ruan Combrinck, Cornal Hendricks, Lionel Mapoe, Harold Vorster, Stravino Jacobs, Johan Goosen, Zak Burger; Lizo Gqoboka, Joe van Zyl, Jacques van Rooyen, Walt Steenkamp, Ruan Nortje, Marcell Coetzee (captain), Arno Botha, Elrigh Louw.

Replacements: Bismarck du Plessis, Simphiwe Matanzima, Mornay Smith, Janko Swanepoel, Jacques du Plessis, Embrose Papier, Chris Smith, Stedman Gans.

Referee: Ben Blain

AR 1: Paul Haycock (IRFU), AR 2: Andrew Cole (IRFU),

TMO: Andrew McMenemy (IRFU)

Who do you think could have been cast? I feel like Christopher Reeve and Teri Garr would have been absolutely perfect as the Jack and Wendy from the book. And maybe someone like Ned Beatty as Ullman. Scatman Crothers was perfect as Halloran either way.

Do your worst!

Cardiff: Hallam Amos; Owen Lane, Rey Lee-Lo, Willis Halaholo, Jason Harries; Rhys Priestland, Lloyd Williams; Corey Domachowski, Kirby Myhill, Dmitri Arhip, Seb Davies, Matthew Screech, Josh Turnbull (captain), Ellis Jenkins, James Ratti.

Replacements: Liam Belcher, Rhys Carré, Dillon Lewis, Rory Thornton, Will Boyde, Tomos Williams, Jarrod Evans, Max Llewellyn.

Connacht: Tiernan O’Halloran, John Porch, Tom Farrell, Tom Daly, Mack Hansen, Jack Carty, Kieran Marmion, Matthew Burke, Shane Delahunt, Finlay Bealham, Oisin Dowling, Ultan Dillane, Cian Prendergast, Conor Oliver, Jarrad Butler (captain).

Replacements: Dave Heffernan, Jordan Duggan, Dominic Robertson-McCoy, Niall Murray, Paul Boyle, Hubert Gilvarry, Conor Fitzgerald, Sammy Arnold.

Referee: Andrea Piardi (FIR)

AR1: Elgan Williams (WRU)

AR2: Steff Edwards (WRU)

TMO: Alan Falzone (FIR)

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

Pilot on me!!

15 Bryce Hegarty [4] 14 Freddie Steward [42] 13 Matt Scott [32] 12 Dan Kelly [28] 11 Hosea Saumaki [4] 10 Freddie Burns [83] 9 Ben Youngs [270] 1 Nephi Leatigaga [51] 2 Nic Dolly [10] 3 Joe Heyes [82] 4 Harry Wells [135] 5 Eli Snyman [6] 6 George Martin [25] 7 Tommy Reffell [57] 8 Jasper Wiese [25]

REPLACEMENTS 16 Julián Montoya [11] 17 James Whitcombe [9] 18 Dan Cole [274] 19 Calum Green [70] 20 Ollie Chessum [18] 21 Marco van Staden [6] 22 Jack van Poortvliet [30] 23 Guy Porter [27]

Connacht Rugby: 15 Tiernan O'Halloran, 14 John Porch, 13 Sam Arnold, 12 Bundee Aki, 11 Alex Wootton, 10 Jack Carty (c), 9 Kieran Marmion; 1 Matthew Burke, 2 David Heffernan, 3 Finlay Bealham, 4 Ultan Dillane, 5 Niall Murray, 6 Cian Prendergast, 7 Conor Oliver, 8 Jarrad Butler.

Replacements: 16 Shane Delahunt, 17 Tietie Tuimauga, 18 Jack Aungier, 19 Leva Fifita, 20 Abraham Papali'i, 21 Caolin Blade, 22 Conor Fitzgerald, 23 Diarmuid Kilgallen

#FT: St Johnstone 1-2 Ross County

St Johnstone scorers: Jacob Butterfield (19')

Ross County scorers: Regan Charles-Cook (15'), Ross Callachan (69')

Venue: McDiarmid Park

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St Johnstone

Elliot Parish, Liam Gordon, Jamie McCart, Lars Dendoncker, Jacob Butterfield, Murray Davidson, Callum Booth Glenn Middleton, James Brown, Stevie May, Craig Bryson Ali Crawford, Michael O'Halloran Viv Solomon-Otabor.

Subs: Liam Craig, Hayden Muller, Reece Devine, Ross Sinclair.

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Ross County

Ashley Maynard-Brewer, Jack Baldwin, Keith Watson Connor Randall, Jake Vokins, Harrison Clarke, Ross Callachan, David Cancola Dominic Samuel, Blair Spittal, Jordan White, Regan Charles-Cook Jordan Tillson, Joseph Hungbo.

Subs: Ross Laidlaw, Harrison Patton, Jack Burroughs, Alex Samuel.

MATCH STATS | via BBC

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

15' Goal! St. Johnstone 0, Ross County 1. Regan Charles-Cook (Ross County) left footed shot from the left side of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Joseph Hungbo with a through ball following a fast break.

19' Goal! St. Johnstone 1, Ross County 1. Jacob Butterfield (St. Johnstone) left footed shot from outside the box to the top right corner.

28' Craig Bryson (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card for hand ball.

45' Substitution, Ross County. Connor Randall replaces Keith Watson.

50' Jake Vokins (Ross County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

61' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Viv Solomon-Otabor replaces Michael O'Halloran.

63' Jordan White (Ross County) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

69' Goal! St. Johnstone 1, Ross County 2. Ross Callachan (Ross County) left footed shot from very close range to the bottom left corner.

70' Substitution, Ross County. Dom

#FT: Rangers 2-0 St Johnstone

Rangers scorers: Alfredo Morelos (43'), Ryan Kent (49')

Venue: Ibrox Stadium

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Rangers

Allan McGregor, Calvin Bassey, Connor Goldson, Borna Barisic Nathan Patterson, James Tavernier, Glen Kamara, Scott Arfield, Joe Aribo, Alfredo Morelos, Ryan Kent Fashion Sakala, Ianis Hagi.

Subs: Scott Wright, John Lundstram, Jon McLaughlin, Juninho Bacuna, Jack Simpson.

^____________________________

St Johnstone

Zander Clark, Liam Gordon, Jamie McCart, James Brown, Liam Craig, Jacob Butterfield Craig Bryson, Reece Devine, Shaun Rooney, Eetu Vertainen Stevie May, Michael O'Halloran Viv Solomon-Otabor, Ali Crawford.

Subs: Lars Dendoncker, Hayden Muller, Callum Booth, Elliot Parish.

MATCH STATS | via BBC

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

43' Goal! Rangers 1, St. Johnstone 0. Alfredo Morelos (Rangers) header from very close range to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Connor Goldson following a corner.

45' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Stevie May replaces Eetu Vertainen.

46' Liam Gordon (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

49' Goal! Rangers 2, St. Johnstone 0. Ryan Kent (Rangers) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the centre of the goal. Assisted by Alfredo Morelos.

58' Scott Arfield (Rangers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

68' Substitution, Rangers. Fashion Sakala replaces Ryan Kent.

68' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Viv Solomon-Otabor replaces Michael O'Halloran.

72' Liam Craig (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card.

79' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Craig Bryson replaces Jacob Butterfield.

79' Substitution, Rangers. Nathan Patterson replaces Borna Barisic.

80' Jamie McCart (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

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#FT: St Johnstone 0-1 Aberdeen

Aberdeen scorers: Teddy Jenks (83')

Venue: McDiarmid Park

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St Johnstone

Zander Clark, Liam Gordon, Jamie McCart, James Brown, Liam Craig, Craig Bryson, Ali Crawford Viv Solomon-Otabor, Callum Booth, Shaun Rooney Michael O'Halloran, Chris Kane, Glenn Middleton Eetu Vertainen.

Subs: Elliot Parish, John Moreland, Lars Dendoncker, Reece Devine.

^____________________________

Aberdeen

Joe Lewis, David Bates, Ross McCrorie, Jonathan Hayes, Funso Ojo, Ryan Hedges, Scott Brown, Lewis Ferguson, Christian Ramirez, Marley Watkins Connor Mclennan, Jay Emmanuel-Thomas Teddy Jenks.

Subs: Gary Woods, Austin Samuels, Dean Campbell, Declan Gallagher, Jack Mackenzie.

MATCH STATS | via BBC

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

60' Liam Craig (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

62' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Eetu Vertainen replaces Glenn Middleton.

65' Substitution, Aberdeen. Teddy Jenks replaces Jay Emmanuel-Thomas.

76' Marley Watkins (Aberdeen) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

77' David Bates (Aberdeen) is shown the yellow card.

77' Shaun Rooney (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card.

80' Substitution, Aberdeen. Connor McLennan replaces Marley Watkins.

83' Goal! St. Johnstone 0, Aberdeen 1. Teddy Jenks (Aberdeen) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the bottom left corner following a set piece situation.

84' Zander Clark (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card.

85' Christian Ramírez (Aberdeen) is shown the yellow card.

87' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Michael O'Halloran replaces Shaun Rooney.

87' Substitution, St. Johnstone. Viv Solomon-Otabor replaces Alister Crawford.

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#FT: St Johnstone 1-2 Rangers

St Johnstone scorers: Michael O'Halloran (51')

Rangers scorers: Kemar Roofe (58' PEN), James Tavernier (79')

Venue: McDiarmid Park

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St Johnstone

Zander Clark, Hayden Muller Eetu Vertainen, Jamie McCart, James Brown, Reece Devine, Shaun Rooney, Liam Craig, Ali Crawford Stevie May, David Wotherspoon, Christopher Kane, Michael O'Halloran.

Subs: Elliot Parish, Efe Ambrose, Cameron Ballantyne, Charlie Gilmour, Lars Dendoncker.

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Rangers

Jon McLaughlin, Filip Helander Jack Simpson, Leon Balogun, Calvin Bassey, James Tavernier, Steven Davis, Glen Kamara, Joe Aribo, Alfredo Morelos Fashion Sakala, Ryan Kent John Lundstram, Kemar Roofe.

Subs: Scott Arfield, Allan McGregor, Scott Wright, Borna Barisic.

MATCH STATS | via BBC

MATCH EVENTS | via ESPN

10' Jon McLaughlin (Rangers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

41' Hayden Muller (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

51' Goal! St. Johnstone 1, Rangers 0. Michael O'Halloran (St. Johnstone) right footed shot from the centre of the box to the top right corner.

58' Goal! St. Johnstone 1, Rangers 1. Kemar Roofe (Rangers) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the centre of the goal.

59' Shaun Rooney (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card.

59' Alfredo Morelos (Rangers) is shown the yellow card.

59' Liam Craig (St. Johnstone) is shown the yellow card.

59' Kemar Roofe (Rangers) is shown the yellow card.

77' Substitution, Rangers. Jack Simpson replaces Filip Helander because of an injury.

79' Substitution, Rangers. Fashion Sakala replaces Alfredo Morelos.

79' **Goal! St. Johnstone 1, Rangers 2. James Tavernier (Rangers) right footed shot from outside the b