I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
My wife said, “I don’t quite understand the science behind human cloning.”
Me: That makes two of us.
I don't understand how Elvis got so fat....
He ate nothing but a hound dog.
Thank you, thank you very much.....
I understand sign language
An octagon means stop, the triangle means slow down...
I don’t understand why I can't lose weight.
I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
I went to see my psychiatrist and told him that "no one understands me."
He said, "What do you mean by that?"
My wife says I don’t understand prepositional phrases.
I told her to get under it!
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
Opened the electric bill and the Wife can't understand why i'm on the floor laughing.
I don't understand why people buy velcro shoes.
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
Still scratching my head in confusion, trying to understand why was I thrown out of the interview room???
My answer was spot on, upon being asked to give an example on a "Business being completely ruined due to carelessness"
All I said was... "A Pregnant Prostitute"
I have to tell someone about this because I'm at home alone with my 2 year old and 11 month old, and they're to young to understand my best dad joke ever.
My 2 year old has cereal in her snack cup and just showed me that there was a piece of cereal in her sleeve. I said, "Looks like you got some tricks up your sleeve." GUESS WHAT KIND OF CEREAL SHE WAS EATING!.....IT WAS TRIX!
Edit: Thanks for my first gold!
I don’t understand why my calculator just stopped working.
I don't understand how some people don't care about elephants being an endangered species.
I guess they just find them irrelephant.
I don't understand why people complain about COVID 19...
As a blind comedian, I have been trying to understand my audience.
My son didn't understand what i do as an electrician.
He was shocked after i explained.
We're doing everything right, I don't understand why we can't make a baby.
I actually don’t understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok
What’s Kesha done to deserve this?
After I joined the army, I served in a furious war of Iraq , when we came home, I was sent to jail, I don't understand why......
My lieutenant said , fire in the hole and I fired In his hole .
I Don't Understand Why People Have Been Hating On The Police.
Roxanne is a really good song.
Not a joke: does anyone have any Dad jokes that I can use on my 5-year-old? I see maybe one joke per week on here that she would understand. Do we need a r/youngerdadjokes?
It takes a second to understand- or I’m just special
I don’t speak or understand French.
I asked Carrie if she understands what the consequences would be if every "st" was replaced wit a "w"
I was browsing through r/3amjokes and i couldn’t understand any of them..
Must be because it’s 5 pm.
I really don't understand floating water droplets
they're rather mystifying
I still don't understand why I got in trouble in high school for turning in my Biology lab notebook with a turd in it.
The teacher told us specifically to keep a log in our notebook!
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
Help me to understand a pun, how I found it quote unquote.
I’ve never seen an old man named Kyle or Justin 🤔🤔
I didn’t understand what the cashier said..
Guess you could say it didn’t register with me.
You know, I don't understand why so many people complain about acne. I mean, don't people usually have twoknee?
I've always struggled to understand sprinklers.
I dunno, they're just so mist-ifying.
I dont understand why so many people are mad at Bill Gates
he basically invented PC.
I've just finished a really good book entitled 'Acted' - I don't really understand the relevance of the title, but the book is about censorship. Anyway, I think everyone should
now i understand why i hate The Wolf of Wall Street movie
I don't really understand the game of starting out calling plays for T-ball games then advancing to calling plays in the World Series...
The whole idea of Forge of Umpires confuses me.
I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.
It was a cents-less crime.
I can't believe the sheer number of people who do not understand erectile dysfunction...
I used to understand politics like the back of my hand
But now I dont know my left from my right
I can’t understand why my calculator just stopped working
I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working
I can’t understand why my calculator wont work.
I still don't understand cloning machines
I don't understand why some people use fractions instead of decimals.
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