I Land Puns

Bar none.

I guess it's just a pipe dream.

Prophets are going through the roof.

I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!

I replied, "Shore."

But he was pretty shore

She wanted my mansion and moor!

He was very appreciative. He said thanks, that means a lot.

It's just a lot to consider

Turns out, Israel

... a little chewie.

gee, commercials back then sure were good at predicting the future.

Where did the Caribbean joke end?

it takes a lot to offend me

but I said it Israel

He’s my Czech-mate.

That’s the point in the book where the plot thickened.

I was driving by some land for sale and wondered the price. It was a lot.

Edit. First attempt at submitting one. Thought of it on the way home from work today.

It was an axident.

Hi unforgiving, I'm dad"

"Yes you are"

But alas

I said, “Are you having a financial cry, sis?”

I'm dreaming of a Wight Isthmus.

It’d be a lot-cooler if you did.

I saw one of the trainers spill his coffee on one of the dolphins. It looked like an accident, but it was totally on porpoise.

And she said "Yeah if we have stables, we can offer livery services. People pay a lot for that."

I said, "yeah, and you can also grow some crops, like onions, if we had the land."

Long pause...

"Then you can offer livery and onion services!"

The struggle Israel.

One of our favourite former running jokes goes as follows: Pick anything in this world that is not a physical, spinning fan. Say the name of that thing followed by a short pause. Then say "not a fan". You and your dad-rades will be cracking up as confused lookers-on wonder why you hate basic human rights, yet love wind turbines.

Prophets are going through the roof!