20 Hilarious I Hate Myself Puns

I hate having to explain myself...

Don't ask me why !!

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Nov 29 2020

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I hate myself for this...

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👤︎ u/badjenkins88

📅︎ Dec 19 2019

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I hate when people ask me where i see myself in 1 year

I don’t know I don’t have 2020 vision

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👤︎ u/alicia-t-

📅︎ Jan 29 2019

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I hate myself

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👤︎ u/Zentix87

📅︎ Jul 25 2019

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I hate myself i.reddituploads.com/12d6d…

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👤︎ u/Mairiphinc

📅︎ Jan 21 2017

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I hate myself for drawing this. I present to you, iron man.

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👤︎ u/MrMcFukmutty

📅︎ Mar 25 2019

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Thought of this in class. I hate myself

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👤︎ u/zhaoneng

📅︎ Dec 07 2018

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I hate myself...

My sister is watching this show called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" and I just overheard her reference a joke they made.

It went something like this:

"I thought you were in Iowa"

"Iowas, but now I'm back"

I want to watch this show.

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👤︎ u/MilanoCookiez

📅︎ Jan 24 2019

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I really hate to repeat myself

Because then I am saying "myself myself myself..."

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu

📅︎ May 31 2019

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I hate myself

phone rings “Hello?” “Hi, is your refrigerator running?” “Yes...” “Oh good, I’ll make sure to vote for it in the primaries!”

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👤︎ u/oliviarose0504

📅︎ May 13 2019

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I don't know whether to be proud or hate myself

What's solid snake's favorite genre of music?
Death Meryl

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👤︎ u/Biggestoof123

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

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I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in five years...

...I don't have 2020 vision (I understand I only have like a day left to say this but whatever)

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👤︎ u/masona_jones6

📅︎ Dec 31 2015

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I hate myself

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👤︎ u/LeBurge

📅︎ Aug 04 2014

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I hate having to explain myself.

Don't ask me why.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle

📅︎ May 30 2020

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I hate it when people ask where I see myself next year

It's not like I have 2020 vision

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👤︎ u/bad_babe

📅︎ Aug 27 2019

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I hate when people ask me where I see myself in one year...

Come on guys, I don’t have 2020 vision

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👤︎ u/cariboustu

📅︎ Jan 23 2019

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I hate when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years.

Like come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision

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👤︎ u/man_the_human

📅︎ Feb 06 2017

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I hate when people ask where i see myself in two years, its not like i have 2020 vision

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👤︎ u/BasicallyYoutube

📅︎ Dec 31 2017

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I hate when people ask me where I see myself in the next 4 years

It's not like I have 2020 vision!

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👤︎ u/tyl93

📅︎ Jan 02 2016

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"Will you just clean your room when I ask you to? I don't wanna have to keep saying it. I hate to repeat myself...

...I hate to repeat myself. I hate to repeat myself. I hate to repeat myself."

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👤︎ u/LordBarvis

📅︎ May 20 2013

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