I think I fell in love with my ring doorbell
There was emotion in the front garden.
My wife and I fell in love doing our dishes together, bur we couldn't make it work.
We knew we had a lot in sink with each other, but we each had too much on our plates.
I was living on a house boat and fell in love with the Girl Next Door.
But Sadly, we drifted apart.
I heard a cactus fell in love with a fruit tree.
They make a prickly pear.
I once fell in love with a melon farmer’s daughter. But when I asked if she wanted to run away and get married in secret, she turned me down.
She told me she cantaloupe.
I fell in love with a cardiologist
She knows what my heart needs.
I fell in love with my neighbor across the street.
It didn't work out. It was a lawn distance relationship.
I’ve got a friend that fell in love with two school bags
He’s bi satchel
I fell in love with my cardiac surgeon
He was pulling at my heart strings
I once fell in love with a girl that only knew 4 vowels.
Unfortunately she didn't know I existed.
I fell in love with the tick that bit me when I was on a trip to Rome
It was a Romantic gesture
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I fell in love with your mother while doing a back flip.
I was head over heels
I fell in love with a girl with magnets
She was very attractive
I once fell in love with a bad electrician
Yeah when we locked eyes Sparks flew
I fell in love with a rope
Eventually we tied the knot
I fell in love with a tractor salesperson, and I was so happy
but then she sent me a John Deere letter
I once fell in love with an encyclopedia.
I was completely in-fact-uated.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was heels over head.
I fell in love with auctions after going once
...going twice
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?
I was heels over head.
Did I ever tell you kids that I fell in love with your mother while I was doing a back flip?
I was heels over head in love...
