I feel like you shouldn't post on this sub if you're not really a dad
Its a faux pa
You know whenever i start to feel blue…
I breathe again.
Guy bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "doc you gotta help! I feel like I'm trapped inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his notes and says, "As you can see, I'm busy. I'll deal with you later."
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
If you're having voice problems I feel bad for you son,
I've got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one
Man: "Doctor I feel like a supermarket" Doctor: "How long have you felt like this?"
Man: "Ever since I was Lidl."
A man walks into a doctor's office with celery in one ear, peas in the other, and a carrot up each nostril, and says "Doc, I don't feel well". The doctor replies "It's because you aren't eating right."
A squirrel is living in a pine tree, when one day, he feels it shaking, looks down and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel shrieks, “What are you doing climbing my tree?” “Well, I’m coming up here to eat some pears.” says the elephant.
“You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears!”
“Well I brought my own pears.”
You guys, I’m a dad and I have to say it.... I feel like a cow walking through tall grass
I’m udderly tickled to be here!
Switch: What does it feel like when I turn you off?
Lamp: I don't light to think about it.
I know how you feel about my compulsion to mention edible footwear,
but could we taco boot it later?
If you're having auto-correct problems, I feel bad for you son.
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