A list of puns related to "I Cry"
...not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
They are all so moving.
However the first person who tried it is still crying endless tiers!
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
Even the baby was impressed.
Itβs too early in the mourning!
But I think it's time to turn the page.
Someone asked about extra credit.
Professor: "I'm sorry I don't give extra credit in this class"
Me: "yeah but do you give extra debit?"
So I handed her a knife and an onion.
She's not really a mourning person.
Presents!
I find it very catharctic.
Response? "He's just a little kid."
I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
Even the baby seemed impressed.
I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
Even the baby seemed surprised that I could do it.
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