I Am Woman (film) Puns

I have this idea for a porn film.

It starts with a sexy woman in sexy clothing opening the door for a repairman.

"I'm here to fix your fountain," he says, and turns to go the fountain and begin the repairs.

"Oh, that's not the one that isn't working, I need you to fix the one out back," she says in a sultry voice.

So she leads him through the house and out the back door to the busted fountain. He fixes it quickly and says "It only needed some adjustments, ma'am. That'll just be a minimum service charge, $75.00."

She says "You know, there's something else I need adjusting," and starts to unzip his pants. He pushes her hand away, zips back up and says "Look lady, no disrespect, but I have four more jobs to get done before lunch, so how about you hand me a check, I hand you a receipt and we hopefully never see each other again."

I call it Broke Back Fountain, Part 1.