I know a family of Artists but I am not sure how they make so much Money
An Honest Werewolf : "What do you mean? I am not a werewolf"
A Random Seer : "Either you are lying or you are an unawerewolf"
My neighbor says I’m trespassing. I’m unsure if I am or not.
I am trying to figure out whether that fuel tanker in front of me is full or not.
Your gas is as good as mine.
I am not a dad, so I can’t tell dad jokes
To do so would be a faux pa...
OC - I am not great at imitation in drawing, though
its not mine but i found this and thought it was good so i am sharing it
I am not proud of this... okay maybe a little bit
I am not sure if this goes here
Because I am not allowed to post media
https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/ii7t65/his_jokes_arent_always_bad/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I'm not a dad yet, but I'm practicing for when I am (should be in about 20 years)
Me: "I've been getting better at biking with no hands"
Mum: "That's a handy skill"
Me: "Actually it's a no handy skill"
I'm not scared by bees, but I am deathly afraid of fake bees like wasps and yellowjackets.
You might say I have a faux-bee-aahhhh!
I am not that good at drawing....
Good thing I am not a lefty
I just had to eat with my left hand and it was really hard.
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
Just happened a few minutes ago. Whilst wrapping an easel for our daughter my better half said "how am I going to wrap this?" I replied "Easely". Not even a smile :( wasted talent here.
I would like to clarify that I am not slutdust
I went looking for mushrooms, but I am not very good at it
There is no morel to this tale.
Tried this on daddit and it was not well received, got a hard eye roll and a giggle from my daughter, am I doing this right? I need some help with my leeky bowl.
I am looking for cow species which are vulnerable but not endangered yet on conservation hierarchy.
I heard that you can now print a gun off a 3D printer, but I am not impressed.
I’ve had a Canon printer for years.
For the last time, I am not running the water through the Brita again!
I think I've made it perfectly clear.
A television newslady is interviewing a horse that can tell whether a person is a homosexual or not. "Am I homosexual?" Asked the newslady. "Neigh," said the horse.
The newslady turns to the camera and says, "you heard it folks. 'Straight' from the horses mouth."
William has me wondering if i am or am not.
I am not personally a fan
I am not sure what the first church on Mars would look like.
But the mass would be the same.
So I am taking this is not good karma.
Vaccinations may not cause autism, but I am still strongly against them
When I first got vaccinated I couldn’t walk or even talk for a year and a half.
I am not slurring. I am speaking in cursive.
I was selected by a prominent judge to dress funny and make strange faces in public. I am not mad, I am justice appointed.
I am a white bear. No I am not.
I dropped my Chinese dumpling on the floor, but I am not mad
You know what they say: You dim sum, you lose some.
Man: Doctor, I ate one of those “Do not Eat” silica packets by accident. Am I going to die?
Doctor: Well, everyone will die eventually.
Man: Everyone? Oh God, What have I done?
My dog's tail fell off and I am not sure why..
Waiting on the vet to give me a de-tailed report.
I am not allowed anywhere near the Vietnamese restaurant in my town.
They decided to Banh Mi for life.
I am not qualified to tell dad jokes,
I am not afraid of death !
I just dont want to be there when it happens.
I am not with alcoholics anonymous
but something synonymous to alcoholic
Not sure if this fits the mold, but I am a dad and I like it...
So 3 explorers were captured by the king of a pacific island. One explorer was from Paris, one was from London, and one was from New York. The island king told them that they were all going to be killed, and that their skins would be used to make canoes. The king gave them a choice as to how they would die.
The explorer from Paris chose to be killed by a guillotine, and they cut off his head.
The explorer from London chose to be killed by a gun, and they shot him in the head.
The explorer from New York chose to be killed by a fork. The island kind was confused. He didn't know what to do with the fork, so he gave it to the explorer from New York. The guy immediately starts stabbing himself all over with the fork. There is blood everywhere and it's a horrific scene. The dismayed island king asks the explorer from New York what the hell he's doing, and the New Yorker replies...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOD-DAMN CANOE.
I am not really a Dad......
So, I guess my Dad jokes are faux pa.
Most are shocked when they find out I am not a very good electrician.
“Doc, I ate one of those “do not eat” silica packets. Am I going to die?”
Doctor: Well, everyone will die eventually.
Man: Everyone? What have I done?
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