But, I have a sore throat.
Until I fell into a printing press.
I guess that’s why it’s called being a groan-up
Personally, I didn't find it funny at all.
Dad: You're an ambulance.
I guess he didn't expect a my tea throw.
Dad pointed to a red area near the top of my knee that was obviously the injury and said “where does it hurt? Is it your high knee, (then he points much lower) or your low knee?”
I respond, “it’s my high knee.”
Dad says, “it’s your heinie??! I thought you hurt your knee!”
I remember being furious. I have now pulled this one on my five year old, and I can’t wait until my one year old is old enough to be on the receiving end of it as well.
It's a vicious cycle.
I told her "okay, if you incyst"
Me: Well don’t have a cow about it
..”But I have a sore throat.”
...Since she can't look sideways anyways...
Doctor: have you tried taking the spoon out?
I told him to stop faking because that's below knee
“Cause it’s killing me!”
Love him.
because I'm a sight for sore eyes.
Husband: "Are you going to finish your peas?"
Me: "No, they're mushy. Eugh. Fine. I'll eat them."
Husband: "Thank you for giving peas a chance"
I told him to get up in the afternoon instead
I called that a lame excuse.
I told her it's udderly painless.
Internal bleeding.
I guess you can say that I have a Lactose Liability now
When I was little and would get hurt by an inanimate object and cry my dad would try to cheer me up by yelling "look what you did to the inanimate object!" at me.
To which the reply would be "oh yeah, how does your face feel.. CUZ ITS KILLING ME!" har har har.
But, I have a sore throat .
"Because it's killing me."
