Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
βHow much does the funny smelling spray cost?β
βPerfume?β
βNo, per bottle.β
How do you fool an idiot into expecting something funny?
My aunt's astrological sign was cancer, funny to consider how she died
She was killed by a giant crab
My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.
It's old butt gold.
Its funny how time flies like the wind and ...
Fruit flies like banana
Funny how this didnt CROSS my mind until I read this genius pun
Isn't it funny how women who own horses...
Tend to be quite unstable?
How do you call a joke that's not funny anymore?
A dead joke
My son was saying how funny the Old Spice commercials are...
I told him it was because of their scents of humor.
What did one DNA say to the other when it asked how funny its joke was?
Allele bit funny
How does a Dad joke know itβs funny?
When it becomes apparent.
Its funny how similar βdad jokeβ and βbad jokeβ looks.
In fact it looks the same the father away you are.
once I commented to my dad about how funny I am..
And 'e says to me 'e says, "just remember son, looks aren't everything."
