A list of puns related to "How Come"
My parents are the worst.
Because all of the fans left.
Because it didn’t habanero…
"I'm trans, parent."
They don't have a motherboard
Because many hands make light work
Because they can always land them
Cuz he couldn't marry Juana
Seriously, it’s like night and day.
There’s always bugs in the system.
Idk, It's spuntaneous
Because they aren't aloud.
Cause they're a good forrest
It left its tracks.
He rounded ‘em up.
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
Too many cheetahs!
Was never called "Sovietnam"?
And not a neigh-bourhood?
She replied, happiness is subjunctive.
Her earned it.
Ruff.
"Son, I made you"
He prefers to do things single-handedly.
Because noble gases don't cause reaction
I told him, "My door is always open".
Go for the juggler.
Because they can’t sí.
Because they all have phones.
Cause he needed two i eyes
Because there really good at it
…the other four letters?
Larry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so He’s fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I’m done, poof! The light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larry’s wife.
“Bonnie,” he says, “Larry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof, the light goes off?”
“Oh sweet Jesus”, exclaims Bonnie. “He’s peeing in the refrigerator again!”
Because its P is silent.
He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.
-"mom, dad, im made of gallium and yttrium"
-"what?"
-"im GaY"
He said, "That's Madeira cake"
Because parking is for ten ants only!
“My son came out as Transgender today, so that makes me Transparent.”
Ruff.
Because all of the fans left.
Because they’re really good at it
Because all of the fans left.
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