A list of puns related to "How Come"
My parents are the worst.
Because all of the fans left.
Because it didnโt habaneroโฆ
"I'm trans, parent."
They don't have a motherboard
Because many hands make light work
Because they can always land them
Cuz he couldn't marry Juana
Seriously, itโs like night and day.
Thereโs always bugs in the system.
Idk, It's spuntaneous
Because they aren't aloud.
Cause they're a good forrest
It left its tracks.
He rounded โem up.
The scientific experiments altered his jeans
Too many cheetahs!
Was never called "Sovietnam"?
And not a neigh-bourhood?
She replied, happiness is subjunctive.
Her earned it.
Ruff.
"Son, I made you"
He prefers to do things single-handedly.
Because noble gases don't cause reaction
I told him, "My door is always open".
Go for the juggler.
Because they canโt sรญ.
Because they all have phones.
Cause he needed two i eyes
Because there really good at it
โฆthe other four letters?
Larry replies, โGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so Heโs fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When Iโm done, poof! The light goes off.โ
โWow, thatโs incredible,โ the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larryโs wife.
โBonnie,โ he says, โLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because Iโm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when heโs done, poof, the light goes off?โ
โOh sweet Jesusโ, exclaims Bonnie. โHeโs peeing in the refrigerator again!โ
Because its P is silent.
He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.
-"mom, dad, im made of gallium and yttrium"
-"what?"
-"im GaY"
He said, "That's Madeira cake"
Because parking is for ten ants only!
โMy son came out as Transgender today, so that makes me Transparent.โ
Ruff.
Because all of the fans left.
Because theyโre really good at it
Because all of the fans left.
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