House of Commons Puns

A list of puns related to "House of Commons"

What do a small house and an uncomfortable pair of pants have in common?

No ballroom.

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👤︎ u/SomeKid420
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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If sherlock Holmes was to get with your mum, and be elected to the house of Commons

He'd be a motherfucking PI MP

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👤︎ u/danarchist
📅︎ Feb 03 2016
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