"I make the rules in this house, son. You're going to have to listen to me for the rest of your life."

"You mean for the rest of your life, dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday. I told her she can have one if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules. Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone because

It's my way, or the Huawei

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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My cat acted like it ruled the house until my pitbull came home.

Sometimes, you just have to put the fear of dog into them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My son didn't cope well with going to jail.

He refused to eat or drink anything. He swore at everyone and covered his room with his own shit.

After that, we never played Monopoly again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravireads
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday

I told her she will get it if she gets good grades, does her chores or follows the house rules.

Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone because it's either my way or the Huawei.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/all_shall_hail_me
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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