A list of puns related to "Hot seat"
... just to get those chilling, icy stares from my wife.
These are some of the practical jokes my dad would do while driving to "entertain" us:
Driving slow next to a jogger, turning down the window and asking "You seem to be in a hurry. Need a lift?" I would usually hide under a seat in shame.
On a hot day in a car without AC, he'd use the standard question "Hot enough for everyone?" which just gave him groans and a loud "yes". - "Well, in this case I can turn down the thermostat again". (Of course, he'd just been turning it up right before his question without anyone noticing)
Instead of driving right in a roundabout and taking the third exit, he'd drive left and take the first "to save gas", creeping the shit out of everyone. This was out on the countryside with no cars anywhere to be seen.
Any other stories you guys have?
We're getting seated outdoors. It's hot and in AZ so there are misters (mist sprayers) everywhere.
Waitress: I can put you at a table under one of the misters...
Dad: Do you have one under a Mrs?
she didn't even chuckle...
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