Hot press Puns

A list of puns related to "Hot press"

After graduating from high school, my daughter moved away from home to study at university. She sent this letter home to me…

Dear dad,

University i$ really great.

I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.

With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, your $usie.

I immediately replied back…

Dear Susie,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy.

Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,

dad

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 07 2017
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Paninis made headline news again.

They're hot off the presses.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jan 10 2020
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Dad joke found on the side of a racetrack in western KY

Driving past a racetrack off I-24 in Kentucky, there's a large banner on the side of the press box, visible from the highway:

YOUR WIFE IS HOT

Time to get the A/C fixed.

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👤︎ u/jermscentral
📅︎ Jan 28 2015
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