Why are there so many notre dame memes all of a sudden?
Because they're lit
My Father as He Browses "Funny Memes" on Facebook
Me: I'm going to take a hot tub
Him: Well, where are you going to put it?
Then he chuckles his way to the bathroom
I have a whole book of 365 jokes, one for each day of the year. Here are some of the ones I dont cringe at:
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Why do prisoners hate computers?
The escape key never works.
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How do trees get on the internet?
They log in.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play at that game
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How do bees brush their hair? With honeycombs.
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Why was the empty Olympic stadium so hot? All the fans had left.
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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was playing crossy road.
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Can February March? No but April may.
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Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months.
10.why are recycling bins so optimistic? Cuz they're full of cans.
[Insert minion meme]
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