My wife is leaving me due to my addiction to horse racing and she's taking the kids.

They're all packed and ready to go, they're at the gate now, and they're off.

EDIT: Thankyou everyone for getting me through this Friday these puns have been ridiculously on form except the one guy that tried to offer counselling advice on a joke thread ๐Ÿ™ˆ

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TIL NYC's nickname the "Big Apple" comes from horse racing. Thank you, educational NFT!
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My wife and kids are threatening to leave, because of my obsession with horse-racing.

And they're off!

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hello people of Hong Kong! i was wondering why your racehorses tails are cut like this? (iโ€™m a big fan of horse racing and am just trying to broaden my knowledge!!) reddit.com/gallery/m9skdw
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Isnโ€™t this guy so handsome! Meet Fred, a 2yo OTTB that is the sweetest horse in the world. He got a slab fracture on his knee while racing and is headed to the vet to get surgery to repair it. I will update on his progress for those interested in rehabbing OTTB injuries & pls feel free to ask ?s! reddit.com/gallery/rprde5
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Do you think our country will ever stop it's fascination with betting on horse racing and dog racing? (Two things which abuse animals)

We should all know by now just how mistreated these animals are in those industries, and what's even worse is the greedy betting culture that comes with it. I absolutely loathe it personally.

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Iโ€™m going to start posting Irish and English horse racing tips up follow if interested
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Is digital horse racing a big deal in Australia?

Iโ€™m just trying to figure out why they are so focused on this cause imo itโ€™s just not that funny and there seems to be a ton of focus on this. Almost feels like a big gambling ad which rubs me the wrong way. Maybe since Iโ€™m not from Australia I just donโ€™t realize that itโ€™s a big deal there? Just wondering.

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Fella on the horse racing channel looks like if Billy, Dan and Fast Chris all had a child together.
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Rome, May 1958. Charlton Heston takes a spin in a four-horse chariot, while training for the big chariot racing scene in the film Ben-Hur.
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Equine, a virtual horse breeding and racing game based on Cardano! equine.gg/
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Weekly race report (12/20-12/26): Efforia wins Arima Kinen, Chrono Genesis and Kiseki are retiring. Oju Chosan became a champion again, but he is not gone. The last week of Japan horse racing is coming with Tokyo Daishoten and Hopeful Stakes. R.I.P. Best Actor. reddit.com/gallery/rpnzdb
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Horse racing mechanism: explained once and for all

I've been digging into bitlife's code cause I was interested on how certain game mechanism works and one of them was horse racing and I've finally found a definitive answer:

There are 115 horses. Each horse has a success score between 1 and 5 associated to it that defines the odds of that horse winning, if it's equal to 5,the odds are 8,otherwise the odds are equal to the success score.For exemple,if the race includes one horse with success score=5 and 4 horses with success score of 3,the horse with the highest odds of winning is the one with score=5 and his odds of winning = 8/20 The falling horse and the winning horse are set before the race and the winning horse never falls so you only have to care about who have the highest winning odds (the rest of ranking is random).While knowing the odds does help to win more, it obviously doesn't guarantee winning, but it does let you win more and make horse racing even more interesting

in the link below you'll find an excel sheet that contains each horse with its odds of winning, gamble responsibly!

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qecSOfOfbENSRTS0KMjSjJ9zPuYBPB77

TL;DR: the link contains the odds of winning for each horse

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I love this horse race community, feel this is a big family in my opinion thanks to the fellow owners in here, casual and big time players that make it feel like home for everyone, you guys rock!
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New PV, Cast and Staff Announced for Horse Racing Anime Fanfare of Adolescence animenewsnetwork.com/newsโ€ฆ
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A horse not for racing! v.redd.it/gi08ibghirc81
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I made Diesel Camaro (Coalmaro) Liveries and Tunings in Forza Horizon 5! 2017 Chevrolet Camaro ZL1 Liveries: V2: 104 507 181 V1: 596 261 656 Tunes: Racing and Drifting All-Around: 798 068 277 Full Drift w/ All the Horses: 145 963 088
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HORSE RACING REVIEW 2021 - The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

My first article of 2022 is now live! With the new year now well underway, I thought it was a good time to take a look back at the highs and lows of 2021. There were controversial stories and vicious scandals, but plenty of positives and achievements to go with it too. In what has been another tough year, there has been plenty going on in the sport we all know and love. So sit back, grab a cuppa, and enjoy, as I recap some of the biggest headlines and sporting moments from 2021!

As always, if you enjoyed, please leave a like on the article on my site, and be sure to share it around too! Thankyou for your continued support, and here's to 2022!

https://www.understartersorders.net/post/horse-racing-review-2021-the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly

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Married Tories Esther McVey and Philip Davies take ยฃ18k of VIP tickets in two months || The first couple of freebies both declared VIP tickets for horse racing, motorsport, football and tennis events - including thousands of pounds worth of gifts from betting firms mirror.co.uk/news/politicโ€ฆ
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So this is my first farm on multiplayer, we did two big areas for farming, one small square and we are developing the last corner. we also added some details along the map , and we made a big horse racing course over the whole farm. I hope you like it!
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What do horse racing and stoned cows have in common?
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Iโ€™ve watched a couple of episodes, and though there are some scenes early on that could be seen as โ€œfanserviceโ€, itโ€™s mainly about cute horse girls forming friendships over derby racing
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Big Data Collection on Horse racing (inside track)! (Also I made 6 mil while collecting this!)

So as many of you may (or may not) know the horse racing (inside track) in GTA is abusable. There's a great post about it here (https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/comments/ciuz70/ultimate_gambling_guide_for_gta_online_odds/), that's not my post, but it prompted me to make this one.

A quick TLDR for the other post: the way GTAV picks 6 horses for the race means you can have an expected value greater than 1 on some races (thereby allowing you to be confident that if you make that bet enough times you'll leave with more money than you started with). Expected value is the chance of have of winning a bet multiplied by the amount of winnings you get. That's great and all, but I wondered if there's any other edges we can get from the horse racing and here's what I've found:

Horse odds V expected Value

All odds above are x:1 where x is the value in the 'Odds' column. There is no horse with odds of 11/1, evens is written above as 1. The above data is from a collection of 1,159 races, I've only used the horse that *won* the race to collect this data.

As an example of how to use the above table, look at the horses with the best chances of winning (say the best 3 or 4) and find the one who has the highest value in the second column (Expected Value), then bet everything on that horse.

My main takeaways are: if you're going to bet, follow the able above to pick what horse to bet on (find the highest value that you can) - I'd personally ignore anything under 15:1 because even with almost 1,200 races they only show up a handful of times, so the stats isn't all that high confidence. Here's all the interesting maths I did on the data, message me if you want the raw numbers!

https://preview.redd.it/wpibwiqln0o61.png?width=1018&format=png&auto=webp&s=c23b71d57b00902eb1e863c02e3b2d3dcb455a4d

As a final note I made a little over 6.4 million chips while collecting this, so you really can make big bucks at the casino!

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Would you support the banning of horse racing in Ireland?
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Weekly race report (12/20-12/26): Efforia wins Arima Kinen, Chrono Genesis and Kiseki are retiring. Oju Chosan became a champion again, but he is not gone. The last week of Japan horse racing is coming with Tokyo Daishoten and Hopeful Stakes. R.I.P. Best Actor. twitter.com/GassanAya/staโ€ฆ
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When will Melbournians get over horse racing?

Surely we have evolved enough as a species to move on already.

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Is Horse Racing Still Too Big To Fail? defector.com/is-horse-racโ€ฆ
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After a hard day of racing go karts and riding horses, Max takes a few moments to chill out. reddit.com/gallery/r7r5vv
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This is my horse racing track. There are multiple alternative paths to choose and lots of not so ordinary obstacles. Additionally I plan on adding power-ups (regen, speed) and items to harm your opponents (slowness, poison). The track leads through my whole WIP amusement park :) v.redd.it/xi6ry7h91sr71
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Horse racing but instead of horses and jockeys it's random children

They have to run around the track just like the horses do. They'll get good prizes (candy, toys, time with mom's ipad, etc.).

Betting is encouraged.

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Weekly news thread (11/1 โ€“ 11/7): Loves Only You and Marche Lorraine created history for Japanese horse racing by winning Breedersโ€™ Cup races. Poor guy lost 700,000 yens for betting the wrong horse at Copa Republica Argentina and became a meme. reddit.com/gallery/qp9coi
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Kincsem, a female race horse from the 1870s, also called the "Hungarian Wonder" was the best horse race ever in existence. Her starting time before even racing was 1.37 minutes for a mile. Between the ages of 2-5, she entered 54 races, never lost. More in comments
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Big Winzzzz, also won another $700k at table games and $100k at horse racing right after
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Bramlage: Racing And Training 2-Year-Olds Reduces Their Risk Of Injury โ€“ Hereโ€™s Why - Horse Racing News paulickreport.com/horse-cโ€ฆ
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Part of my job consists of broadcasting horse racing.. Itโ€™s like playing a game๐Ÿ˜œ I do it with the Inspire 2 and have a 2nd cam operator with me. v.redd.it/vo63abntgyk71
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I am a horse trainer, and have my Bachelorโ€™s in Equine Science and Management. Iโ€™ve worked as an Equine nurse, and have spent extensive amounts of time working in the racing industry and on racehorse breeding farms. I am a advocate for racing reform. Ask me anything..

Title says it all. Ask me anything about what really happens in the racing industry, Bob Baffert, whatever. Or, just ask me a training or basic horse question. Iโ€™ve trained horses for 22 years, and am a second-generation trainer.

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Book with horse racing and a man who puts butter and salt in his coffee.

Iโ€™m trying to remember this book I read in middle school. I think it was a fantasy/action novel and it was about a bunch of young people participating in either horse races or wagon races. I vaguely remember something about the losers being killed and the book taking place on a hilly island near the ocean. This is driving me crazy haha does anyone know what Iโ€™m talking about?

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[TOMT][CD GAME][1990s] A possibly late 80s to 90s video game where you attend a party with many hijinks, there is a scene with horses racing in a diorama racetrack in a box, and there's potentially a quiz element.

I remember the aesthetics of it being sort of vivid and cartoony, but don't have too many memories apart from that as I played this as a toddler. Also, I have a vague memory of the ending having lots of aliens sitting all together, potentially around some heads of celebrities, but that may be from another wacky 90s game. If anyone has suggestions for what this could be, or who also remembers something similar, please let me know, I'm desperate to find it and see if it was as chaotic as I remember. Thanks to any repliers.

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My wife and kids are threatening to leave me because of my obsession with horse racing.

And they're off!

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