This memory flooded my mind when the detectives found the tooth fairy costume in my depraved neighbor’s closet.
Thats all
When I was young must of been 9 or so i found £5 note on my way home from school my parents were quite strict I was worried they might make it give to the police or something I dunno I was 9.
So I kept it in my room for a couple days then a brilliant idea came to me, i had a wobbly tooth all week just about ready to fall out, sooo when the day came I thought i was boy wonder I put the tooth under my pillow and woke up in the morning with a £1 under there ( I know cheap skates), I surreptitiously slipped the 5ver with it, running into my parents room full of glee about how generous the tooth fairy had been this time round.
They just looked at each other and burst out laughing but now they had a bit of a dilemma how do they tell me they only left a £1, turns out they told me they had a meeting with the tooth fairy about increasing the 50p they got when they were younger to a £1 for me, making them look better!
Anyways they still like to take this piss out if me to this day 15 years later.
I believe that Horrid Henry was born as a female, Henrietta, but he became a trans male. Everyone accepts this, now calling him Henry.
However, his grandma is extremely transphobic and refuses to acknowledge his gender change. This is why she still calls him Henrietta.
Okay, now here are some names for the Alphablocks: Horrid Henry version. Enjoy.
A: Accidental Anna.
B: Bopping Betty.
C: Cracking Cindy.
D: Drumming Dennis.
E: Echoing Eric.
F: Flying Fiona.
G: Growing Gabriel.
H: Huffing Helene.
I: Important Isabel.
J: Jumping Joline.
K: Kicking Keith.
L: Lovely Lila.
M: Munching Mario.
N: Naughty Noah.
O: Obvious Owen.
P: Popping Phoebe.
Q: Quick Queen.
R: Roaring Ripley.
S: Silly Sunshine.
T: Tip-Top Thomas.
U: Unlucky Ugo.
V: Vrooming Victor.
W: Wailing William.
X: Exciting Xavier.
Y: Yodeling Yohann.
Z: Zapping Zachariah.
You know what, I'm out! Goodbye!
