Holy Smoke Puns

A list of puns related to "Holy Smoke"

No one could figure out who set the Cathedral of Notre Dame on fire..

... But Quasimodo had a hunch.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 11 2021
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What does the Pope say when he wants to bless a pack of cigarettes?

Holy smokes!

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👤︎ u/Musicguy1982
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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What did the priest say when he saw that the church was on fire?

Holy Smokes!

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👤︎ u/TurtleofAwesomeness
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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What does an angel use to light his cigarette?

A match made in heaven

What kind of cigarettes does he have?

Holy Smokes

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👤︎ u/GIGA255
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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Coffee: You can do this. Wine: You don't have to do this.

Tequila: Holy smokes! Did you really just do that?

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Whenever the bill comes to our table at a restaurant....

Without fail, no matter how much we owe, my dad looks at it and says, "Holy smokes, did somebody get a room?"

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👤︎ u/PDCchewie88
📅︎ Sep 30 2013
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What did the priest say when he saw the Notre Dame on fire?

Holy Smokes!

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👤︎ u/EdgyMan1917
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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