A list of puns related to "Holt Cemetery"
Do your worst!
I often see these 2 games really high on people's favorites list and I personally can't understand why. I enjoy both games from time to time but I never really look forward to them when I do a replay of the series and find it hard to become immersed in them. I'm currently replaying all the games and wanna know what you guys love about them so maybe I can find new things to appreciate this time aroundπ
I know this is an unpopular opinion so I'll put my explanation below! Once again, this is just my own opinion! They're nowhere near the bottom of my ranking (looking at you RAN, MED, DAN, and CRE) but also nowhere near my top ten (or even probably top 15) while most of the rankings I've seen people put them in their top 5-10.
DOG: the puzzles in this one kill me. Most of the puzzles relating to Malone are cool like the dog statues, and Baldo, but the rest are all chorelike. Don't get me started on the birds, AND the bugs, I hate that forest in general now. I also didn't like how few characters there were and none of them really added anything to the mystery and were all very boring to talk to. I love the cemetery and the speakeasy, and the story is pretty good, but everywhere else just falls flat for me. I really wanna enjoy this game more because like I said the environment and story have so much potential!
DDI: I think a big part of my immersion issue with this game is that I find most of the characters boring. Holt is decent and I love Hilda (though we never get to meet her), but everyone else kinda bores me. I also find the puzzles in this one to be kinda boring or tedious, like the clamming, all the whale world puzzles, etc.) There also doesn't feel like there's much to explore, Katie's boat is super cool but there's nothing to do there really and don't get me started on my hatred of Whale World and all the puzzles you do there. The lighthouse was cool though, and the cafΓ© though there still wasn't much to look at. I also didn't enjoy kayaking which I think is part of my problem since that seems to be where a big chunk of the exploration budget was put. The story for this game was pretty good though but just didn't hook me (no pun intended lol).
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
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