I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose-A and Hose-B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/b0kch0y14
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If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic

Her name would be " El Lizabeth "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?

Por quΓ© pine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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My Hispanic friend is a fireman and he named his 2 sons JosΓ© and...

Hose B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
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I've noticed I have been saying "mucho" more when speaking with my Hispanic friends...

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackmycomputer
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I once went to a Hispanic restaurant that specialized in various exotic cheeses. I asked what was on the menu.

β€œβ€˜Kay, so...” the waiter started

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotallyIneptWeeb
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The local diner charges Hispanic men less than everyone else.

They call it the seΓ±or citizens’ discount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourLocalCreep
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Hispanic attacks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Men are important in Hispanic countries

Because without them, there would only be panic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G1njaN1nja05
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My girlfriend says I'm ready to be a Dad

I was watching TV with my hispanic girlfriend and on the show we were watching a guy gave a girl a danish (little pastry with fruit). My girlfriend said that while it looked pretty tasty and good, she's not much of a Danish person and I said, "Well, probably because you're hispanic.."

I immediately texted my dad the joke as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gerbil2013
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Its 1:30 and im drunk, thought this was comical

What did the hispanic who took 2 too many drugs say? Help i think I over(dos)ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gangaking69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you say to a Hispanic father around Christmas who wears polartec and served in the military?

Fleece Navy Dad

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Did you hear about the new sitcom reboot with an all Hispanic cast?

The Juander Years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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My hispanic fireman friend had twin boys.

He named one Jose and the other Hose B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Jos B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snypershot
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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What do you call a Hispanic with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tardtart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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Why didn't the polite Hispanic like his bland food?

Por flavor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsakilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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What do you call four hispanic people in a leaky boat?

Cuatro sinko.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arossetter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres
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What's the difference between guacamole and a Hispanic attorney?

One is made of avocado, and the other is an abogado.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2018
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In case of home invasion, a spaniard hides in hispanic room.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/floydimus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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please stop dad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amrha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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A hispanic magician tells his audience he will vanish on the count of three...

...he counts, "uno, dos," then disappears without a tres.

Saw this somewhere online, thought it belonged here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ncbenavi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2016
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I met a Hispanic guy who was short on candy

He was Lopez.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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My neighbor told me she's really into Hispanic guys

She just wants some Juan to love

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nightreach1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2017
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I heard that they are making a Star Wars movie with an Hispanic cast.

Rogue Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbymack44212
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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Just got back from the supermarket - there was a guy rushing round the shop who had brought 15kg of paella rice, 5 cases of tequila, 8 sombreros and 12 piΓ±atas.

I thought to myself, Hispanic buying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heilhanson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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A man had a nervous breakdown at a Mexican restaurant

Hispanic attack

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why did the latino man go to the therapist?

to talk about hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pow22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I have a Hispanic coworker named Marco who works in the kitchen.

Today the chef asked him to prepare an order of chicken, so he said, "Marco, pollo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ihavespaceballs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication.

It’s for Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrTomatoHead
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I’ve been saying β€œmucho” more when talking to my Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-CasualPanda-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I've being saying "mucho" more often while talking to my Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I've been saying "mucho" more often while talking to my hispanic friends

It means a lot to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InputComrade
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I've recently been saying 'mucho' to my hispanic friends

It means alot to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeetercopter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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My Mexican uncle takes anti-anxiety medication

It's for Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_L_v_e_S
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I've been saying "mucho" when talking with my Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/251Cane
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I’ve been saying β€œmucho” more when talking to my Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZYHunters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I’ve been saying saying Mucho more often to my Hispanic friends recently

It means a lot to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItshaPrawn1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I've been saying mucho more often when talking to my Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LysdexicGamer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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I’ve been saying β€œmucho” more often while talking to my hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScorpioSlash
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Whenever I'm around Hispanic people i only say "mucho"

It means a lot to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamesBihary
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?

Por que pine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hesston97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2017
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tall_brown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Why did the Mexican take a Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeeter4210
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Why did the mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks

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Why did the Mexican take the Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
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